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Ke rata my M

[َ @AlanoudS7_]

Our life before number 10

[Surge @MiisterSurge]

Betting is just designed to ruin you lol. Tonight’s results are insane. You better plan yourself well & have a Plan B.

For most of y’all, betting will take way way more than it’s giving you. The house always wins.

[LERRY @_AsiwajuLerry]

This match taught me one thing, Mbappe may score all the goals but whenever Madrid need Magic to happen, there’s only one guy they always look up to.

[(FAN) ClintRM @clinteastwoodX2]

Jugar junto a Vinícius Junior te soluciona la vida:

- Das asco todo el encuentro;
- No hueles el balón;
- No ayudas a defender; y,
- Fallas las ocasiones claras que te da.

PERO...

Las críticas se las termina llevando el brasileño y tú te vas de rositas porque la afición le tiene manía al otro (aunque les haya dado DOS CHAMPIONS).

[Adeleke R. Bolanle¹⁵ 👨🏾‍💻🎨✨🇳🇬 @ButtyGhetto_]

- Vinicius created the cleanest chance for Kylian Mbappe, he missed
- Vinicius won a penalty for Mbappe to win the game, he missed
- Vinicius assisted Carlos Espi but it was ruled offside

It’s Vinicius that’ll still take all the blame cuz top whites can’t troll Mbappe alone 😂😂

[pain @paaiinnnn]

Hot take: We need a website where you post your wildest wishes and rich people with too much money can randomly make them come true

[Mfana Sosha® @_DonnyM]

Gents only discover restaurants when there is a girl involved. Alone, Spur is suddenly "too expensive"

[Eymeric63974 🇷🇪 @Eymeric63974]

Imagine : tu achètes un Cybercab.
Le matin, il t’emmène au bureau puis tu le libères dans le réseau Robotaxi.
Toute la journée, il transporte des passagers. Le soir, tu le rappelles. Il vient te chercher. Tu rentres. Tu le relâches de nouveau pour la nuit. Toi, tu travailles. La voiture aussi. La voiture te fait gagner un peu d’argent.
Tesla vient d’ouvrir un formulaire d’intérêt pour acheter des Cybercab en flotte :

[່ ່ @austiiinqr]

There's really no point in texting if we can't link soon. it will eventually stop

[Andile Gcumisa @AndileGcumisa_]

There's no winning with people like you.

Even if I were to tell you that while your kids were splashing me with water, my phone which was in my pocket got damaged.
You'll ask me, in 2026, why is my phone not water resistant?

People are stressed out here, don't start with them.

[Giza @Givenkazeni]

Even stubborn pimples disappear after a haircut.
Shits crazy.

[Oabile @g0tlhe]

😭 we definitely tweet amongst kids

[B LOU @BLouu]

It been over 6 years since we made this reaction time really go fast AF 😂😂

[angel🧚‍♀️ @angellailah_yG]

“i just wanted to hear your voice, that’s why i called.”

bring back real chemistry and real lovers. 😭

[Bhut' uNduuh @Nduuh_Masondo]

Msunu wa justice le tlwaela batho masepa.

[Emihle Robo @EmihleRobo]

Look at the pain and defeat on that grown man's face. He left home in the morning going to work only for him to be humiliated like that, bamontsha marago and even laughing about it💔💔

[Patrick Maka @PatrickMaka]

This is the screen you get if you claim a disc's digital license, and then give the disc away to someone else.

[Aaron Greenberg @aarongreenberg]

Damn it feels good to be a…XBOX gamer! 💚🙅🏼‍♂️🔥

[Tshenolo PI @TshenoloPi]

We just finished a phone call with Mr. Chauke, the elderly man who was brutally attacked and stripped of his dignity by a group of school-going bullies yesterday. A case is being registered as we speak, and we will begin our work. They will learn to respect the elderly.

After this, we’re going to the Soshanguve bullies. Then, we’ll rush to the one from Rustenburg noord who swears and promises to beat old people unless they let him assault them.

Asdlali la.

Let's work 💪🏿 🙌🏿

[ENOCK @Enocksmith85]

Teams To Score Over 0.5 Goals 🤲

✅️3,300 ODDS

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 PREMIER LEAGUE

1. Newcastle United — Over 0.5 Goals
2. Brighton — Over 0.5 Goals
3. Fulham FC — Over 0.5 Goals
4. Manchester City — Over 1.5 Goals
5. Chelsea FC — Over 0.5 Goals

🇪🇸 LA LIGA

1. Atletico Madrid — Over 0.5 Goals
2. FC Barcelona — Over 1.5 Goals
3. Real Madrid — Over 1.5 Goals
4. Deportivo Alaves — Over 0.5 Goals

🇮🇹 SERIE A

1. Como 1907 — Over 0.5 Goals
2. Inter Milano — Over 0.5 Goals
3. AS Roma — Over 0.5 Goals
4. Juventus Turin — Over 0.5 Goals

🇫🇷 LIGUE 1

1. Olympique Lyon — Over 0.5 Goals
2. Paris S.Germain — Over 1.5 Goals
3. OGC Nice — Over 0.5 Goals
4. Oly Marseille — Over 0.5 Goals

🇵🇹 PORTUGAL

1. FC Porto — Over 1.5 Goals
2. Sporting CP — Over 1.5 Goals

🇪🇺 CHAMPIONS LEAGUE

1. Slavia Prague — Over 0.5 Goals
2. Como 1907 — Over 0.5 Goals
3. Sporting CP — Over 0.5 Goals
4. Manchester City — Over 0.5 Goals
5. Real Madrid — Over 1.5 Goals
6. Liverpool FC — Over 0.5 Goals
7. Borussia Dortmund — Over 1.5 Goals

🟠 EUROPA LEAGUE

1. Bayer Leverkusen — Over 1.5 Goals
2. Olympiacos Pir — Over 1.5 Goals
3. AC Milan — Over 0.5 Goals
4. Celtic Glasgow — Over 0.5 Goals
5. Lillestrom SK — Over 0.5 Goals

🟣 CONFERENCE LEAGUE
1. Ajax Amsterdam — Over 0.5 Goals
2. KAA Gent — Over 0.5 Goals
3. FC Midtjylland — Over 0.5 Goals
4. Riga FC — Over 0.5 Goals
5. FC Copenhagen — Over 0.5 Goals
6. Heart Midlothian — Over 0.5 Goals
7. PFC Levski Sofia — Over 0.5 Goals
8. SK Sturm Graz — Over 0.5 Goals

BETWAY CODE 》BW6E13524B