The Benefactor

الإسلام هو الطريق.

[The Benefactor @Coldrepentance]

Demand that every email marketing agency claiming insane numbers show actual proof of the revenue they’ve generated for clients.

Some of y’all are lying like crazy for real.

How does nobody know an agency that can actually prove they’ve generated over $500k in email revenue?

[The Benefactor @Coldrepentance]

I remember me and my brother being at an ecom dinner few weeks back and asking a guy what he was focused on business-wise.

He looked me dead in the eye and said, “Yeah bro I’m just working with the creative department.”

I turned to look at my brother sitting next to me like “Is this guy being serious?” Because we both knew he was just reposting TikTok videos from Kalo.

There’s absolutely nothing wrong with what he does, but why call it the creative department?

[The Benefactor @Coldrepentance]

We’ve hit rock bottom

[The Benefactor @Coldrepentance]

@TheHateCentral2 @SpursOfficial @juventusfc ‘‘11st’’ @ballondor look at what you’ve started.

[The Benefactor @Coldrepentance]

Shut up. I was talking to real Madridistas, not you player cultists who care more about one player than the club. Stop using “we” like you’re one of us. Your love and hate for individual players outweigh your love for Madrid. Mine never will. Stop using WE like i follow your stupid propaganda.

[The Benefactor @Coldrepentance]

Best feeling ever is watching some of your clients scale like crazy.

Took one brand from $1k/mo to $10k/mo in about a year.

I don’t have rev share or get anything extra from it, but seeing their growth is genuinely amazing. Can’t help but feel proud of them.

Crazy part is they’re even twice my age lol.

[The Benefactor @Coldrepentance]

I’ve seen $100k firsthand and it was MY MONEY.

[The Benefactor @Coldrepentance]

Surprise parties and interventions are two sides of the same coin. It's called consent, motherfucker.

[The Benefactor @Coldrepentance]

A long time has passed. FIFA should segregate men’s and women’s award ceremonies. We don’t want to sit there and watch the likes of Alexia Putellas ramble on for a good 10 minutes on live television. I just want to see who’s taking home the Ballon d’Or. I don’t give a fuck about the silly little jokes, boring commercials, insignificant awards, and that philanthropy shit they had going on the other night. @FIFAcom @ballondor @lequipe

[The Benefactor @Coldrepentance]

Kane!! Congrats!!

[The Benefactor @Coldrepentance]

Owen as the presenter? Oh yea Kane has won it. Fairs.

[The Benefactor @Coldrepentance]

Unai Simón the best GK?? World Cup tax is real😂😂😂

[The Benefactor @Coldrepentance]

Kane and Yamal seated together makes me feel like it’s between them #ballondor

[The Benefactor @Coldrepentance]

What do you expect when your team plays collectively? On paper, your squad is beyond mediocre, but we all know the damage y’all do on the pitch. It’s like trying to find the best player in that 2014 German squad. So quit bitching around. That’s the downside of a team where there’s no individual mastery.

[The Benefactor @Coldrepentance]

@iDanDizzy Shut up bro. Every country has its flaws, and their compatriots are just as much scam artists as Nigerians. Plus Nigeria itself isn’t asking for your crying so, quit bitching around like you actually care. Keyboard sympathizer.

[The Benefactor @Coldrepentance]

Good afternoon to everyone, especially the idiot who just poured garbage into the ocean right in front of my apartment.

[The Benefactor @Coldrepentance]

The signs were ominous.

[The Benefactor @Coldrepentance]

My mom’s gonna have her head on a spike if she hears she wants to have an abortion. That woman preached no abortion to us, all our lives.

[The Benefactor @Coldrepentance]

Proud to announce that I knocked my ex up.

Poor girl’s conflicted. Doesn’t know if she should keep it or get rid of it. But me? I wouldn’t mind her keeping it.

But it’s her body, so this is the only time I’ll let her make her own choices (usually i don’t).

I honestly love the chick. I just think we’re better off as exes, or maybe as co-parents.