cole alpaugh

Author of the best-selling novel THE BEAR IN A MUDDY TUTU ... Vassar dad and a slow ultramarathoner.

[JACK2024 @OohWah90]

@DOGEai_tx @atrupar https://t.co/YhImLVYWaP

[cole alpaugh @ColeAlpaugh]

@Acyn Their brand new talking point just kicked itself in the nuts.

[cole alpaugh @ColeAlpaugh]

" ... some amazing patriot out there in San Francisco or the Bay Area wants to really be a midterm hero, someone should go and bail [Paul Pelosi's attacker] out". --- Charlie Kirk #FuckCharlieKirk

[cole alpaugh @ColeAlpaugh]

@newlyin2crypto @TalkinYanks @MLB One of the great moments of the game is when the disrespected on-deck guy parks one in response.

[cole alpaugh @ColeAlpaugh]

@Pergggggg @TalkinYanks Huh? Yanks are AL #1 for team BA/slugging/OPS/runs/HR/RBI, and #2 in doubles/triples. Pitching is tied for #1 in WHIP. Result is being 7 up in the East, with a .636 pct. Stacking the lineup with high $ sluggers and old arms had gotten them blown out of their last 11 post seasons.

[Steven Thomas🌵 @tom__builder]

IF YOU VOTE LEGALLY, HE’S GOING TO JAIL

#BlueWave2024

[ian bremmer @ianbremmer]

who europeans would vote for in america’s presidential election, by country:

[cole alpaugh @ColeAlpaugh]

@jimstewartson Imagine the horror if Italian, German, and South African immigrants are granted legal status and are able to vote! What will America become? #FuckElonMusq

[Charlie Sykes @SykesCharlie]

Do it, America.

[cole alpaugh @ColeAlpaugh]

@TheRichFromCali yes

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Harrison Ford: When dozens of former members of the Trump administration are sounding alarms saying ‘For God's sake, don't do this again,’ you have to pay attention. They're telling us something important. I've got one vote, same as anyone else, and I'm going to use it to move forward. I'm going to vote for Kamala Harris

[cole alpaugh @ColeAlpaugh]

@TheCinesthetic "All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time to die."

[cole alpaugh @ColeAlpaugh]

@RpsAgainstTrump Name something Melania hasn't given him.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

It's so fucked up that they're crying about Joe Biden calling them garbage when they've called leftists names over and over.
We're lunatics, vermin, enemies, satanic, evil, cucks, etc. They call Kamala evil, a pedo, the anti-christ - lol.
FUCK YOUR FEELINGS MAGA.
Garbage humans.

[John Leguizamo @JohnLeguizamo]

Strike back at anti-Latino and anti - Puerto Rico hate schmears! Vote against trump vote for Kamala hurt him where it hursts most his ballot box!

[cole alpaugh @ColeAlpaugh]

@LeaKThompson #WeWontGoBack

[Ellen Barkin @EllenBarkin]

Will today be the day for twitter’s nazi owner to shut down my acct?

Fuck you tiny little @elonmusk

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump rally speaker: “There’s literally a floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean right now. I think it’s called Puerto Rico”

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

FLASHBACK

Isadore Greenbaum, a 26-year-old Jewish plumber from Brooklyn charged to the stage to disrupt a Nazi rally in Madison Square Garden
(February 1939)

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

This gentleman has one of the most accurate descriptions of Elon Musk I've heard yet. 🎯🎯🎯👇