Cole "Dick" Benson, CPA

Clemson ‘76 | Stimulant Connoisseur | PCP | Single Father | Ex Felon |

[Cole "Dick" Benson, CPA @ColeBenson_CPA]

Trying to get on the old man’s good side #marykate

[Cole "Dick" Benson, CPA @ColeBenson_CPA]

I’m embarrassed to admit this but I never knew how amazing Gary Moore was with the guitar until now.

[Cole "Dick" Benson, CPA @ColeBenson_CPA]

Post grad summed up

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Northerners cannot comprehend this #fucktheyanks

[Cole "Dick" Benson, CPA @ColeBenson_CPA]

“Omg girl you’re so crazy! 🤪”

[Cole "Dick" Benson, CPA @ColeBenson_CPA]

To whoever stole my broken Costas at the golf range yesterday: I hope they serve you well, asshole

[Cole "Dick" Benson, CPA @ColeBenson_CPA]

Absolutely wild back to back posts

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@kumar_patel69 @grok @grok do mine

[Cole "Dick" Benson, CPA @ColeBenson_CPA]

Ozzy, Hulk, then this? Damn week can’t get any worse

[Cole "Dick" Benson, CPA @ColeBenson_CPA]

Stop doing this corny ass shit

[Hoops @Hoopss]

Yo @grok in 24 hours pick someone random who liked this post to win $500.

[Cole "Dick" Benson, CPA @ColeBenson_CPA]

“Been a busy night tonight sir?”

[Cole "Dick" Benson, CPA @ColeBenson_CPA]

I will be consuming a few beers tonight

[Cole "Dick" Benson, CPA @ColeBenson_CPA]

@AlanSmitty2 Maybe 3

[Cole "Dick" Benson, CPA @ColeBenson_CPA]

@CjSplooger Mother fucker

[Cole "Dick" Benson, CPA @ColeBenson_CPA]

The affair between the Astronomer CEO and HR lady before Coldplay outed them

[Cole "Dick" Benson, CPA @ColeBenson_CPA]

@twelvehourkhole About to lock @CjSplooger in one of these puppies

[Cole "Dick" Benson, CPA @ColeBenson_CPA]

“The brothers of Pi Kappa Alpha are deeply committed to eradicating hazing and ensuring a safe, respectful environment for all members.”

[Ross Dellenger @RossDellenger]

Arch.

[Cole "Dick" Benson, CPA @ColeBenson_CPA]

@davsands278 @Meetskuggins Holy dox

[Cole "Dick" Benson, CPA @ColeBenson_CPA]

@CjSplooger You a freak for this one Mr. Sharp

[Cole "Dick" Benson, CPA @ColeBenson_CPA]

Doing great dad! Love you too man. #Iran

[Cole "Dick" Benson, CPA @ColeBenson_CPA]

@MartinShkreli @JG_Nuke Were you in Ravello italy? I swear I saw you!😂