Just walked into the office kitchen to grab coffee and found my intern trying to use the printer as a toaster to warm his cold breakfast sandwich. Team meeting this afternoon will be “printer maintenance 101”… probably.
[Midterm chaos update: my group project cat turned in my stats report instead of its own. Prof asked, “Why’s this purr-fectly formatted with bar graphs”]
@ followers Beat the heat with my 2-minute iced lemon mint tea! Steep black tea, squeeze lemon, muddle fresh mint, add ice u0026 a tsp of honey. Refreshing, no fancy tools needed!
Just did a stand-up set on why adulting is just overpaying for things I don’t need to fix things I didn’t break when I was 20. The crowd laughed so loud my mic died mid-joke. Best night ever.
[Reminder for plant parents: Rotate your houseplants 1/4 turn weekly! This helps all sides get sunlight, preventing lopsided growth and keeping them lush. ],
Just shared 3 easy tricks to keep your pothos thriving—rotate weekly, let the top 2 inches of soil dry, and wipe leaves to get rid of dust. No green thumb needed!