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[cole fred @ColeFrederick_]

@MG_Ironman Duuuuuuude I just spent 10 minutes staring at my tv trying to convince myself that guy was actually somehow 5’0. Googled it. Then thought I was going crazy. Thank you for the screen grab 🤣

[cole fred @ColeFrederick_]

@senJAnody LONG LIVE WEEZY F BABY

[cole fred @ColeFrederick_]

Some people set alarms so they remember to take their meds
My alarm is when I begin to tear up at dogs cuddling babies on instagram

[cole fred @ColeFrederick_]

Lost is literally just a restaurant manager (Jack) having a work dream

[cole fred @ColeFrederick_]

@UberEats a delivery driver asked to take pictures of my ID when I didn’t order any alcohol, and y’all’s customer service is terrible and hasn’t done shit

[cole fred @ColeFrederick_]

Mac Miller is the Freaks And Geeks of music. It’s a shame there couldn’t be more. @MacMiller

[cole fred @ColeFrederick_]

State Farm has a commercial with the black Jake and Arnold Schwarzenegger where they argue how to say “neighbor”
Bc Arnold keeps saying “neighba” bc of his accent and Jake corrects him “neighbOR”
It’s like a black guy telling a white guy to use the hard R

[cole fred @ColeFrederick_]

@PatMcAfeeShow @VivalaZito @tyschmit @ToneDigz @BostonConnr 👀👀👀👀

[cole fred @ColeFrederick_]

Next Pro Bowl coaches: AJ Hawk and Tua
I’d love to see a Hawk Tua showdown

[cole fred @ColeFrederick_]

Cole and Drake must’ve tied for last in their fantasy leagues this season.

[cole fred @ColeFrederick_]

@Shanemgillis in a slim shady video is as crazy as hosting SNL

[cole fred @ColeFrederick_]

“I’m gonna be late, I used mouthwash and my car won’t start” is the most restaurant business sentence ever

[Aaron Weber @realaaronweber]

hey @Enterprise my car got towed in Tacoma and no one at the SeaTac location will answer the phone. I’m heading back to Nashville. Good luck

[cole fred @ColeFrederick_]

I’ll give it an hour before someone on twitter puts Brock Purdy’s little bloody lip against JJ and Cushings bloody face pictures #AFCChampionship

[cole fred @ColeFrederick_]

I just watched #LeaveTheWorldBehind and spoiler alert but.. In the description it’s “ominous” and “chilling” and the final scene is a white girl watching friends

[cole fred @ColeFrederick_]

@louiskatz needs to file a copyright for MicroDuecing

[Will Compton @_willcompton]

What a moment

Jelly Roll is a fucking legend

[cole fred @ColeFrederick_]

@YMHBlueBan if you don’t do a super cut of YG’s “know what I’m sayin” from @ThisPastWeeknd I hope you have a stroke during the NY marathon

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Houston’s Pro Bowl LT @KingTunsil78 believes it’s a mistake this season to sleep on the Texans.

Plus an inspirational message from @illwalk.

🎧 https://t.co/Ar8H6KS02e