Colemander in Chief

Title Abstractor. expert in all fields. master kisser. aspiring retiree. they call me goose. ig: colemanderinchief

[Colemander in Chief @ColeGiese]

If you’re more fortunate than others, Build a longer table, not a taller fence

[Colemander in Chief @ColeGiese]

@0xAlaric Very neat vid

[Colemander in Chief @ColeGiese]

Why is lowkenuinely so easy to type out?No auto correct. Rarely typo’d. Just meant to be

[𝔽ℙℍ 🇺🇸 SF July 27-Aug 2 @FeralPHunter]

first in my bloodline to let a girl hold it while i pee

[rune sword @runesword1]

does anyone have any tips for completing the hero’s journey? i can’t get past refusal of the call

[dracula flow @draculafl0w]

Last guy who ran off on the pack got choked out by some Givenchy gloves. The last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them. Slowly faded into darkness, and I let the archangels take him

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

"we two peas in a pod☺️" no y'all two rees in a tard

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

How many zombies would Rob Zombie rob if Rob Zombie could rob zombies?

[Colemander in Chief @ColeGiese]

She acting cold, it’s cold enough out here without that

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

It breaks my heart to say but in order to save this country we are probably going to have to do things that make women sad :(

[Colemander in Chief @ColeGiese]

You ever get an apology from someone but still think, well, I already know you don’t mean it anyway.

[Colemander in Chief @ColeGiese]

God will steer but you must row

[Colemander in Chief @ColeGiese]

Mama said it was fish in the sea, I got lost in the pool

[Colemander in Chief @ColeGiese]

I once heard that women date men hoping they’ll change but they don’t, while men date women hoping they won’t change but they do. I think there’s wisdom in that.

[Colemander in Chief @ColeGiese]

@vusjibin @JakeSucky This, fr fr.

[Colemander in Chief @ColeGiese]

Sometimes you just gotta keep your head high and know that you tried.

[Colemander in Chief @ColeGiese]

@helldivers2 F

[Colemander in Chief @ColeGiese]

@yeetgenstein L(UI)GI

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@Morbidful @GravediggnJoker

[Colemander in Chief @ColeGiese]

@SynchoCS Real. It’s the best map