Cole hopkins

live fast , die last.

[Cole hopkins @ColeHopkins6]

I feel like I don’t know how to eat sunflower seeds

[julianne @JulianneRoller]

the CDC said if you’re fully vaccinated you can change your hair and you can change your clothes you can change your mind that’s just the way it goes

[Cole hopkins @ColeHopkins6]

Favourite thing about being an adult skateboarder is showin up to the park like a fuckin pro and making every kid that acts like a bully feel like a little piece of shit. #youregonnagetfat

[Cole hopkins @ColeHopkins6]

I just want to meet new people and drink my beer out of a pitcher. Is that too much to ask ?

[Cole hopkins @ColeHopkins6]

So 5000$ to rat on your neighbour for seeing their family. Just remember snitches get stitches.

[Cole hopkins @ColeHopkins6]

@MadelnCanada @realDonaldTrump

[Cole hopkins @ColeHopkins6]

Just seen one of those cars with the eyelashes on the headlights rear end someone. Holy moly that was a face lift.

[Cole hopkins @ColeHopkins6]

DaBaby is just a modern day fettywap. Change my mind.

[Cole hopkins @ColeHopkins6]

How the fuck do you people have so much time to golf ?

[Cole hopkins @ColeHopkins6]

Remember when you were a kid and when you were biking down the road and seen a car and went in the gravel? Why the fuck don’t grown ass adults have that ethic ?

[Cole hopkins @ColeHopkins6]

If the corona virus was a person I would beat it the fuck up. I had to cancel my dream surf trip and I can’t even celebrate my favourite Holliday #fuckcovid19

[mic @mikerowley11]

The amount of younge guys back home who have died cause of mental health reasons,in the last 5-10 years, is insane. Obviously something has to change. Time to figure out what it is.

[Cole hopkins @ColeHopkins6]

When you get someone butts you in the ice cream truck line.

[Cole hopkins @ColeHopkins6]

If I’m ever gunna fall in love I want it to look like my grandparents.

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

wake up still drunk✅
17 unread texts✅
girlfriend won’t talk to me✅
friends pissed at me✅
knocked over 3 drinks last night✅
left my card at the bar✅
half eaten pizza in my bed✅
phone on 3%✅
smell like tequila✅
work in 30 minutes✅

I’m off to a good start in the new year!

[Cole hopkins @ColeHopkins6]

Favourite part about growing up = watching people you don’t like get fat and ugly.

[Cole hopkins @ColeHopkins6]

@ericchurch you speak to me on a Monday morning.

[Cole hopkins @ColeHopkins6]

Quit showing salads and healthy food all the time. If your gunna post food on social media I’m sure everybody wants a burger and some fucking pizza. Not kale chips and flax seed.

[Lucas Dillman @LDillman16]

Yes, what Trudeau did was wrong but did you ever think that that pipeline gives hundreds of people jobs and puts food on the table for there families. What if you were jobless with a hungry family to feed?