Cole

[Cole @ColeJNelson]

Someone Walking by me in Philly: *Head Nod

My brain:
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it

Me: Go Birds 🦅

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

When you finally start making some good money but the cost of living goes up 4x

[Gabby Herzig @GabbyHerzig]

Philadelphia is known for having some areas/towns/rivers that are rather difficult to pronounce.

So @TheAthletic's very own @BFQuinn asked players (and @notthefakeSVP) to give it their best shot, with a surprise at the end.

The results did not disappoint.

[Cole @ColeJNelson]

@justindisc @NHL What a fag am i right guys?!?

[Offseason Culver’s Runs @Garrett_NJD30]

HOLY FUCKINGGGG LOOOOOL

[Joe Rogan Podcast News @joeroganhq]

Joe Rogan: "Find the clip where Hillary is more MAGA than Trump."

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

When you finally make it to middle class but inflation gets so high it makes you poor again

[Fitz @FitzGSN_]

Ser Duncan the Tall X Many Men

[Pizza Pepe 🇺🇸 @PizzaPepe]

I’d make that deal.

[Nostra, House of Gold @Nostre_damus]

It's day 41 of 2026

The world is run by satanic devil worshippers

& aliens have 6 military bases underwater

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Imagine betting against somebody on the course and their dog is determining the break for them 😭

[🎸 Rock History 🎸 @historyrock_]

Slash, Duff McKagan, Chad Smith, Andrew Watt and Post Malone paying tribute to Ozzy Osbourne at 2026 Grammy Awards

[Lord Brunson tweets @lord_brunson]

Did your team make the playoffs? #NFL #FlyEaglesFly

[Philly Sports Sufferer @mccrystal_alex]

QB1

Ride or die

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Prosecute @GovTimWalz

[🐐 @TheGOATFollower]

Kids: “He can’t see without his glasses”

Women: “I’ll never get go Jack”

Men who played high school sports:

[Eagle Times @_EagleTimes]

ESPN had plenty of praise for the Cowboys after beating the Raiders — but not the Eagles 😂

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

Cris Collinsworth seeing Patrick Mahomes go down with a torn ACL

[Josh Reynolds @JoshReynolds24]

Me watching tonight after convincing myself somehow the offense would magically change since last week:

[Lord Bebo @MyLordBebo]

🇺🇸 Cowboys dads send off a Texas high school football team to the playoffs.

They won 48-21

That thing is motivating … I must admit