cole parker

he/they | actor, comedian, sunlight bro.

[cole parker @ColeReihing]

i’m gonna say “let’s get chemical” until it becomes a thing

[cole parker @ColeReihing]

happy trans day of visibility! I’m leaving this website lmao

[cole parker @ColeReihing]

I went to a small school where our finals were written by hand. English and theatre finals, esp. for history, requiring handwritten essays that took three hours. honestly I think it’s the way to go.

[Darth Powell @VladTheInflator]

Why even go to college

[cole parker @ColeReihing]

@dinkfloyd have you thought about trying “dollars to donuts”

[cole parker @ColeReihing]

gonna begin calling my behavior “grandfatherless” and asking myself “would iroh approve” whenever I’m insecure

[cole parker @ColeReihing]

how have we forgotten the amazing power of the high collar.

[𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚜𝚎 𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚛🦇 @BrowseHorror]

aaron taylor-johnson in "nosferatu" (2024)

[cole parker @ColeReihing]

cvs playing 80s Japanese Pop, I feel like I’m in phantasy star online

[cole parker @ColeReihing]

@BringinLEXIbac

[cole parker @ColeReihing]

@ladyharperl I was gagged at the triple entendre

[cole parker @ColeReihing]

weeee

[cole parker @ColeReihing]

@ladyharperl first dates like a firing squad, I really should have masturbated before getting here

[cole parker @ColeReihing]

@ladyharperl first dates like a firing squad, lucky most of us are shooting blanks -Christina

[cole parker @ColeReihing]

@ladyharperl first dates like a firing squad, don’t know if I’ll end up against the wall -Matt

[cole parker @ColeReihing]

@ladyharperl first dates like a firing squad, there’s more men than I expected, but it’s not an issue -mads

[cole parker @ColeReihing]

@ladyharperl a first date is like a firing squad, i know we’re close to climax when they pull out the blindfold -cole

[cole parker @ColeReihing]

the goals; the progress

[cole parker @ColeReihing]

@cumahholt I can never delete this app because every three months I’m reminded we have the same opinions on media

[cole parker @ColeReihing]

everybody cut this on, idc if you watch it just turn it on. but also watch it it’s stellar

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: HONOR AMONG THIEVES’ releases on Netflix on February 26.

See which other movies are coming soon to Netflix: https://t.co/GX0rubvWDs

[rapscallion pancakes @BringinLEXIbac]

The KC Chiefs are Rocko, Elmo

[cole parker @ColeReihing]

Elmo can legally run in the Kentucky derby

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today is Elmo’s birthday.

He turns 3½ years old every year.