Cole

[Cole @ColeVecc]

So are they going to actually drop a story, or? It's just getting obnoxious at this point.

[Cole @ColeVecc]

I gotta say, pretty lackluster performance by the elves at Helm's Deep.

[Cole @ColeVecc]

The year is 2200:

Mars has been colonized.

Illness is a thing of the past.

You still have to plug in your cell phone at a certain angle to charge it even though the charger is only 6 months old.

[Cole @ColeVecc]

There's no indictment of your musical taste quite like a Spotify daylist title. Like yeah I'm gonna listen to "Rainy Day Sad Girl Sunday Indie Rock." It feels like a personal attack though.

[Cole @ColeVecc]

@SamaHoole You're being disengenuous. It's 65 degrees celcius. That's 149 degrees farenehiet.

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Breaking news: The Justice Department expanded the government’s settlement deal over legal claims brought by President Trump, adding a provision that would prevent the IRS from pursuing past tax claims or audits of him, his family, or his businesses. https://t.co/9uiltpcwDh

[Cole @ColeVecc]

"Dogs and their owners have matching personalities."

Me: apologizes to the car that almost hit me in the crosswalk

My 25-pound dog: actively looking for a grizzly bear to fight

[Cole @ColeVecc]

I still love Vice because every month or so they come out with an article about a new dating trend and they all have batshit names. like ARE YOU BEING MONGOOSED? SEVEN SIGNS TO TELL. I don't know Vice, I guess we better take look and make sure.

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

OH MY GOD A COMPANY WAS TRYING TO MAKE A VACCINE FOR A DEADLY VIRUS WE'VE KNOWN ABOUT FOR 40 YEARS

MUST BE A CONSPIRACY

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

VIROLOGIST: “It’s bizarre, Hantavirus almost never jumps from human to human like this. Usually it’s from coming into contact with rat feces or something.”

CRUISE SHIP CHEF: “Yeah, that’s crazy, it must’ve mutated or something.”

[Cole @ColeVecc]

You know what would put an end to this debate? If the DNC would release the 2024 autopsy.

[James Surowiecki @JamesSurowiecki]

If your analysis of the 2024 election doesn't take into account the fact that a majority of voters thought Harris was too liberal, you can't understand what happened.

[Cole @ColeVecc]

I want the economy in the Hallmark cinematic universe, because what do you mean you can support a full family selling Christmas wreaths one month out of the year?

[Cole @ColeVecc]

If we allow the ballroom to be built there is a nonzero chance of a Dancing with the Stars: White House edition and I don't want to live in that hell.

[Cole @ColeVecc]

The gaslighting it took for the first Richard to accept being called Dick must've been brighter than the sun.

[Covie @covie_93]

Shoutout to The Atlantic reporters for publishing these massive scoops instead of waiting years to put them in a book.

[Bizlet @bizlet7]

Rich people live longer than poor people.
Brilliant observation.

[Cole @ColeVecc]

GameStop has the chance to do the funniest thing

[litquidity @litcapital]

“Allbirds? The AI compute business?”

[Negligible Capital @negligible_cap]

The name of the company… NewBird AI. It is a cutting-edge, AI-native cloud infrastructure firm out of- well, they used to be out of San Francisco making sneakers, but forget that, John- they are now awaiting imminent deployment of next-generation GPU compute clusters that have both massive enterprise and consumer applications. Now, right now, John, the stock trades on the Nasdaq at about the price of a cup of coffee. And by the way, John, our analysts indicate it could go a heck of a lot higher than that. And John- one more thing- they're up 160% just today

[onion person @CantEverDie]

new free money scam unlocked