Cole

My son will be named Jarod Poot-Toot Ugg-Nugg Swindall

[Isaiah Simmons (Comms Open) @Isimmons_art]

My original character that I made up two seconds ago, who’s twice as powerful as Dr. Manhattan.

[Johann @LookAtMyMeat1]

AI slop like this going viral with people saying "we need stuff like this" when there are games like this but people only play the latest AAA garbage so they'd never know

[tippity ➡️ @AnimeNYC @tippity]

dudes who make $32k a year reading this:

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Well, well, well. Republican Rep. Kat Cammack from Florida needed an abortion. So she had one. And she got one.

You wanna know how she got one?

She called the Governors office, and the Govenors office told the healthcare prividers it's totally OK so give her an abortion.

[JonnyBlox @JonnyBlox]

M3GAN calls out Freddy Fazbear and his bandmates in a new interview clip...

"I'd spend five nights at Freddy's just to show them how a real animatronic handles business."

(Via: Just Trish Podcast)
#fnaf #fivenightsatfreddys

[Daniel Cruse @youngpoultry]

It was “trying.” You didn’t care because you were a child with a pure heart that hadn’t been perverted by watching six-hour video essays by alcoholic YouTubers who have turned to racism to cope with their impending divorce

[Neb | 🏳️‍🌈 @NebsGoodTakes]

important to note that these guys aren't actually that dumb, they know the killer was a right winger

they'll lie about this until it blends in with the other disinformation and you're too exhausted to keep correcting it

[Jared 🗿🇵🇸 @b1g_damage]

Do you guys remember when that navy seal guy on here told some dude he'd make him his concubine lmao

[Aes🇺🇸 @AesPolitics1]

It’s almost like Harris was telling the truth..

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Seems kinda nuts for an FBI Director to go on Joe Rogan and talk about a whole bunch of open investigations and active conspiracy theories, but I guess this is what happens when you hire all the best people.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Californians pay the bills for the federal government.

We pay over $80 BILLION more in taxes than we get back.

Maybe it’s time to cut that off, @realDonaldTrump.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: The White House says that it was not aware of today's drone attack by Ukraine against Russian.

Of course Ukraine isn’t going to give Trump the heads-up before one of the most successful covert military operations in history. That would be like telling Putin.

[Andy Cortez (didn't pay for the blue check) @TheAndyCortez]

@CultureCrave shout out to @AOC for kickstarting this and shout out to Trump for agreeing to do one thing correctly

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

I’m going to block anyone I see - and there’s already a lot of this vile crap flying around - mocking, celebrating, or playing partisan politics with Joe Biden’s health news. The man has served his country for 50yrs and is fighting for his life. Show some bloody respect.

[Alex @xand78869293]

Operation own the libs complete

[MCU Film News @MCUFilmNews]

RUMOR: Patrick Schwarzenegger is reportedly being considered for a role in Marvel Studios 'X-MEN' film.

(Source: @mainmiddleman)

[trash jones @jzux]

“use AI or you’ll get left behind” oh no that’s ok you guys go on ahead i’ll be back here with my reading comprehension and critical thinking skills

[Matt McDermott @mattmfm]

Larry David writing a NYT guest essay as a man having dinner with Hitler, just to roast Bill Maher as a smug, self-important clown, is the stuff of comedy legend.