Cole Wright

Bubba hubba shooowop shazam UC CCM Alumni

[Cole Wright @Cole_Wrong]

At work today I ran over bubble wrap with a forklift

[Childish Albino @MCBootyControla]

Who-don’t talk to me for a couple-deys

[Cole Wright @Cole_Wrong]

@nk2quick @cole_wright on Venmo

[Priorities USA @prioritiesUSA]

Trump refused to take the threat of the coronavirus seriously, now he won’t take responsibility as his administration has been totally unprepared for this crisis.

[bassi @ItsBassi]

Alright who the fuck thought it was funny to steal my door handle in Daytona???

[cam @cam__cady]

Just stole some dumbass door handle of this ugly wide mustang. Who want it. Tapn

[comedycentral @ComedyCentral]

Nah, last time there was a joke at a debate it became president.

[Cole Wright @Cole_Wrong]

@boricuarebel I’m really sorry that this is the world we live in.

[Cole Wright @Cole_Wrong]

Women, why do you blur out these dudes names who DM you nasty shit?? Expose them!!!

[Cole Wright @Cole_Wrong]

Happy pride y’all!! Remember we are all one people, regardless of race, religion, gender, and sexuality. Love and respect your fellow people

[Jennifer Brett @Jennifer__Brett]

THREAD: Floyd Martin retires after nearly 35 years as a mailman tomorrow. I went with him on his route today.

[jourdain @jourdaindong]

Bill Nye not the same Bill Nye we used to know 💀

[Federal Student Aid @FAFSA]

@_Ferrrg @worldwideliz_

[Cole Wright @Cole_Wrong]

Someone said the new Jonas Brothers single is gonna be called the Year 4,000 and will be about climate change and how it’s forced everyone to live underwater

[Cole Wright @Cole_Wrong]

This is literally the most evil fucked up smile

[Cole Wright @Cole_Wrong]

Tell me why I’m paying the same amount of rent for 28 days as I am for 31? Where’s my refund??

[Cole Wright @Cole_Wrong]

I lied I did it anyways on my forearm

[Cole Wright @Cole_Wrong]

Should I get a hand tattoo today

[Cole Wright @Cole_Wrong]

Update: I bitched out no surprise thank you for coming to my ted talk

[Cole Wright @Cole_Wrong]

@MaxIncorrect I want them on my hands but the artist turned them down and I don’t want to move them :/ so like... soft puss out?