j

[j @Cole_jxc]

@SpursOfficial Always happening

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

A crucial win on the final day 👊

[j @Cole_jxc]

@SpursOfficial Nothing but pain, love it

[Seb Martin @SebOnFootball]

Just had a vision…

Pochettino calls an emergency presser in the States. Announces he’s leaving for personal reason. No one knows anything. America’s World Cup hopes in tatters

Next day….Tottenham emergency presser. What’s going on. Is it Sherwood back? Redknapp? Manager announcement?

Poch walks into the presser. Full black suit. Gives Alasdair Gold a bear hug whilst screaming ‘VAMOSSSS’ and clasping his balls.

Sits down. Composes himself. Announces he’s the new Tottenham manager. That he could never of let this happen to us. In Argentinian. His translator then announces it and the room erupts again.

Absolute carnage on Spurs twitter. Carnage.

Sunderland away. First game. 0-4 Spurs Dele Alli resigns as free agent, off the bench with a brace.

We win every remaining game, stay up and Poch is here for the next decade. Wins the lot.

Anyway

[j @Cole_jxc]

@SpursOfficial This is it :( how have you let this happen :(

[j @Cole_jxc]

@SpursOfficial We didn’t concede a goal for 25 minutes! That deserves a bonus goal surely????

[j @Cole_jxc]

@SpursOfficial If the game started 24 minutes in we’re 1-0 up 🙏

[j @Cole_jxc]

@SpursOfficial Can I have the last 22 years back please 😭😭😭😭

[j @Cole_jxc]

@SpursOfficial

[j @Cole_jxc]

@SpursOfficial WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS CLUB JUST PLAY LIKE YOU WANT TO STAY IN THIS LEAGUE 😭😭😭😭

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

Fanbases supporting Spurs against Arsenal today:

🤝 AFC Bournemouth
🤝 Aston Villa
🤝 Brentford
🤝 Brighton & Hove Albion
🤝 Burnley
🤝 Chelsea
🤝 Crystal Palace
🤝 Everton
🤝 Fulham
🤝 Leeds United
🤝 Liverpool
🤝 Manchester City
🤝 Manchester United
🤝 Newcastle United
🤝 Nottingham Forest
🤝 Sunderland
🤝 Tottenham Hotspur
🤝 West Ham United
🤝 Wolverhampton Wanderers
🤝 Alavés
🤝 Athletic Bilbao
🤝 Atlético Madrid
🤝 Barcelona
🤝 Celta Vigo
🤝 Elche
🤝 Espanyol
🤝 Getafe
🤝 Girona
🤝 Levante
🤝 Mallorca
🤝 Osasuna
🤝 Rayo Vallecano
🤝 Real Betis
🤝 Real Madrid
🤝 Real Oviedo
🤝 Real Sociedad
🤝 Sevilla
🤝 Valencia
🤝 Villarreal
🤝 FC Augsburg
🤝 Bayer 04 Leverkusen
🤝 FC Bayern München
🤝 Borussia Dortmund
🤝 Borussia Mönchengladbach
🤝 Eintracht Frankfurt
🤝 FC Köln
🤝 FC St. Pauli
🤝 Hamburger SV
🤝 FC Heidenheim 1846
🤝 TSG Hoffenheim
🤝 RB Leipzig
🤝 FSV Mainz 05
🤝 SC Freiburg
🤝 FC Union Berlin
🤝 VfB Stuttgart
🤝 VfL Wolfsburg
🤝 SV Werder Bremen
🤝 AJ Auxerre
🤝 Angers SCO
🤝 AS Monaco
🤝 FC Metz
🤝 FC Nantes
🤝 FC Lorient
🤝 Le Havre AC
🤝 LOSC Lille
🤝 Olympique de Marseille
🤝 Olympique Lyonnais
🤝 Paris FC
🤝 Paris Saint-Germain (PSG)
🤝 RC Lens
🤝 RC Strasbourg
🤝 Stade Brestois 29
🤝 Stade Rennais
🤝 Toulouse FC
🤝 OGC Nice
🤝 AC Milan
🤝 AS Roma
🤝 Atalanta
🤝 Bologna
🤝 Cagliari
🤝 Como 1907
🤝 Cremonese
🤝 Fiorentina
🤝 Genoa
🤝 Hellas Verona
🤝 Inter Milan
🤝 Juventus
🤝 Lazio
🤝 Lecce
🤝 Napoli
🤝 Parma
🤝 Pisa
🤝 Sassuolo
🤝 Torino
🤝 Birmingham City
🤝 Blackburn Rovers
🤝 Bristol City
🤝 Charlton Athletic
🤝 Coventry City
🤝 Derby County
🤝 Hull City
🤝 Ipswich Town
🤝 Leicester City
🤝 Middlesbrough
🤝 Millwall
🤝 Norwich City
🤝 Oxford United
🤝 Portsmouth
🤝 Preston North End
🤝 Queens Park Rangers
🤝 Sheffield United
🤝 Sheffield Wednesday
🤝 Southampton
🤝 Stoke City
🤝 Swansea City
🤝 Watford
🤝 West Bromwich Albion
🤝 Wrexham 
🤝 AFC Wimbledon
🤝 Barnsley
🤝 Blackpool
🤝 Bolton Wanderers
🤝 Bradford City
🤝 Burton Albion
🤝 Cardiff City
🤝 Doncaster Rovers
🤝 Exeter City
🤝 Huddersfield Town
🤝 Leyton Orient
🤝 Lincoln City
🤝 Luton Town
🤝 Mansfield Town
🤝 Northampton Town
🤝 Peterborough United
🤝 Plymouth Argyle
🤝 Port Vale
🤝 Reading
🤝 Rotherham United
🤝 Stevenage
🤝 Stockport County
🤝 Wigan Athletic
🤝 Wycombe Wanderers
🤝 Accrington Stanley
🤝 Barrow
🤝 Bromley
🤝 Bristol Rovers
🤝 Cambridge United
🤝 Carlisle United
🤝 Cheltenham Town
🤝 Chesterfield
🤝 Colchester United
🤝 Crawley Town
🤝 Crewe Alexandra
🤝 Fleetwood Town
🤝 Gillingham
🤝 Grimsby Town
🤝 Harrogate Town
🤝 Milton Keynes Dons
🤝 Morecambe
🤝 Newport County
🤝 Notts County
🤝 Salford City
🤝 Shrewsbury Town
🤝 Swindon Town
🤝 Tranmere Rovers
🤝 Walsall

The World against Arsenal FC 🌍😂😂

[Peter Crouch @petercrouch]

I’m so ready

[j @Cole_jxc]

@SpursOfficial YES

[j @Cole_jxc]

@SpursOfficial Hey @SpursOfficial are tickets going to be any cheaper in the championship?

[j @Cole_jxc]

@n17sm @SpursOfficial This is the ONLY way they’d get rid of him 😭🤣

[j @Cole_jxc]

@SpursOfficial This is actually it isn’t it, we’re going to be in the championship

[j @Cole_jxc]

@SpursOfficial DOESN’T MATTER STILL GET HIM OUT

[j @Cole_jxc]

@SpursOfficial GET HIM OUT OF THIS FUCKING CLUB.

[j @Cole_jxc]

@SpursOfficial 4-1 final score

[j @Cole_jxc]

@SpursOfficial 😭😭😭😭