Cole Clawson

The Sassy Mermaid

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@Dank_jetha Honestly, we are living in a simulation designed by venture capitalists.

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@radfemsiren Twitter users will write a whole manifesto and still get destroyed in the replies by Squidward

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@Geo_AW The giant simply gave him a head start, just to humiliate him in no time and prove who was boss on the field.

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Matte black stealth wrapped in concrete shadows, parked under the fluorescent lights. This machine looks like it owns the underground. 🖤🔥

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@repeatafterd Pop Base dropping news about random internet personalities like it is world history.

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@BeenServin Honestly, we are living in a simulation designed by venture capitalists.

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@tiredfeminist_ That "please be serious" reply is taking me clean out because what even is that caption

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@societysjoker Bro really looked at blind death monsters hunting by sound and thought "yeah let's have a baby right now".

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@Ceedaaayy Bro on the left looks like he's witnessing a literal warcrime unfold in 4K.

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Mint body, red wheels, and zero apologies. Picking her up from the dealer feels like taking home a loaded weapon. 🛞🔥

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@MylesMakinMoney The sheer audacity is unreal.

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@JozuJoestarr Not gonna lie, that is the most high-stakes mechanical diagnostic method known to humanity. 💀

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@_ashisogijizo That face says everything.

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@Mr_Excellence_ Not gonna lie, comparing actual Olympic athletes to a promotional photoshoot for a sports betting market is a wild level of missing the point.

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@furqrahim Not gonna lie, moms always drop the most apocalyptic philosophical takes out of nowhere 💀

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They call it a luxury cruiser. I call it an armored lounge ready to swallow miles of open highway. 🚀

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@Dozzabrun That final scene still hurts to this very day man

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@NINETIESWITCH People on Twitter really look at a standard awkward photo of a couple and turn it into a deep conspiracy about emotional abuse just because they have nothing better to do with their day 💀

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@ChukMorka Not the classic tactical blocking technique right before the finish line, people are ruthless on this app

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Dropped low on the tarmac with a backdrop of peaks. This S55 engine screams best when the road gets twisty. 🏎️💨