Coleen York Steinhaus

Believer. (copy)Writer & editor. I mostly tweet traffic, food, & Ohio sports.

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“I Started Talking and Made Everything More Complicated”, a memoir.

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Super Bowl? More like Supper Bowl, am I right?

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What is up with this panda ceremony? This pandamony? Is it pandaemic related? #Olympics2022 #OlympicGames

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@nateembrey Tell me everything. This is the best day.

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Remember when arguing with strangers on the internet created lasting and helpful change?
No?
How weird…
I would have thought there was a time, considering everyone keeps doing it so enthusiastically.

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The point of the Met Gala is just to spend as much money as you can to look as stupid as possible, right?

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@WhitneyHemsath The latter. More important to see them alive again and say your goodbye and have them see you too 💕 they won’t know if you’re at the funeral but they will know you made the effort to come and see them again.

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Why do women leave their hair tucked into their turtle necks? Turtles don’t even have hair.

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@JaysonSchmidt Ooof.

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@nateembrey C’mon Nate, you’re better than this.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you no longer have to double space in between sentences and you haven’t for about 20 years now.

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@CJPatrickPNW @JonAcuff Agreed. I think it’s true in some cases, but often the actual job has a lot less busy work or silly projects to fill out a syllabus.

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While wearing a mask someone once asked me if my birthday was in 1954, so if anyone needs me I’ll be going back into my crypt and re-emerging once the century is over.

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@AndrewHStewart @Eric_Floberg Is it run by Jennifer Anniston?

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@stvcrtr You’re not looking hard enough then lol

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I wonder how many of us are simultaneously sitting on the toilet while we text back and forth.

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Me: Ugh, I’m so full.

4 year-old Nephew: Um...then why do you want a brownie?

Me: Because I eat to feel things. Namely, happiness.

Nephew: Oh.

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Nothing rivals the sense of judgement you feel when you’re caught eating fistfuls of shredded cheese from the bag.

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Me, staring at my to do list while I attempt to work two jobs, write a book, launch a new writing website, and function as an adult:

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@AnnaRYarbrough I don’t think it’s *more* maddening but trying to write a book may be similarly frustrating!

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My toxic trait is finding a song I like on @Spotify and adding to every playlist in my library so I completely and irrevocably ruin it for myself within a month.