Piers Colegate

Dad, husband, adviser, supporter of slightly shorter than average blokes and Tom Cruise doppelgänger.

[Matt Forde @mattforde]

They are shit at politics, they are shit at economics and they are shit at government.

[Piers Colegate @ColegatePiers]

I just entered @AutoTrader_UK’s monthly️ #ElectricCarGiveaway & you can too! This month’s prize is a Ford Mustang Mach-E, worth over £42k! It’s free to enter & you have until 31st January. All information (including Ts&Cs) can be found here: https://t.co/0y3dygQpIT

[Richard Burgon MP @RichardBurgon]

When you see images of the NHS in crisis over the coming days, remember that over £100 BILLION of public money has gone to non-NHS providers of healthcare over the last decade. That's public money that should have been invested in our NHS.

[Piers Colegate @ColegatePiers]

@JamesEFoster At last something worth getting out of bed for! How exciting.

[Piers Colegate @ColegatePiers]

@ChrisTremlett33 I agree @ChrisTremlett33, surely a balance can be found between the formats - this current #ashes is putting my boy off cricket full stop!

[Edwin Hayward @edwinhayward]

A Downing Street spokesperson was boasting again yesterday about our speedy vaccine rollout, claiming that it would have been a disaster under Labour because they would have kept us tied to the European Medicines Agency.

Meanwhile in the real world, away from the propaganda...

[Piers Colegate @ColegatePiers]

@WisdenCricket I’m sorry but how is this acceptable he needs to go

[Piers Colegate @ColegatePiers]

@_kezx 9. Hold an optimistic end of day press chat selling the line that there’s still life in the test match.

[Balderdash @notDcfcBoss]

63 today. Happy birthday Limahl - Kajagoogoo.

[Julien Hoez @JulienHoez]

How. Does. Boris. Johnson. Not. Get. It.
This. Isn't. Difficult.

[Alastair Morgan @AlastairMorgan]

The Tories still got 12k votes in North Shropshire, proving that there's still a hard core of weapons grade nutters out there.

[Piers Colegate @ColegatePiers]

Surely this is going to prompt massive change, no one’s going to want to watch an England test ever again at this rate #ashes #pointless

[𝘿𝙖𝙣 @danjadz_]

I mean, this is just fucking laughable at this stage 😂 #Ashes

[Harrison Financial Services @Harrison_FS]

A video from @ColegatePiers about the rise in #interestrates by the Bank of England, if you have any worries about this news, please get in touch - we are here to help with your mortgage & protection needs.

P.S - Whose a fan of his @LidlGB Christmas jumper... 🎅 #MerryLidlXmas

[Piers Colegate @ColegatePiers]

You’re welcome everyone #ashes

[Piers Colegate @ColegatePiers]

Can’t see Jimmy taking a wicket all series I’m afraid #ashes #overalready

[Ros Atkins @BBCRosAtkins]

Our latest update on the Christmas parties last year has been in the @BBCNews ‘most watched’ list all day. You can see it here.