COLELIS

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Aintnoway they brought back the IDENTITY hotdogs bruh 💀

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Streamed Assets for tonight's Fortnite Item Shop

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Something horrible is being plotted, out of sight.

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One day, you will pay.

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Sisters Sanctuary. Your base of operation.

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Welcome to Springfield, outsiders!
TOMORROW.

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A land of chocolate, wouldn't that be sweet?
2 days.

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...Hey Hey!
We know you've been really looking forward to this "sequel" to a cold less...? Coal his? Cole... COLELIS! But we think you should try our new Burger Squared!
We start with grade A beef, feed that to other cows, then kill them, and serve the unholy results-
3 days.

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Get him.
4 days

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Best case scenario? We get it back.
Worst case?
...Let's not think of it.
5 days.

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What's this? It looks like some kind of snowglobe... with a trigger?
6 days.

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Mmmm... Sequel.
7 days.

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Press play and get ready to start again.

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No matter where you go,
There's no escaping the Last Reality.

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Queue up and begin again.
5/16/26

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Queue up and begin again.
5/16/26

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Remember your origins.

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See you on the other side.

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@thecalyco INTERCEPTED.

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Follow @ImpactFNC and @colassidy_fn if you wish to stay in touch with my creative projects, besides that.. I'm outta here!
Thanks for sticking around, playing and watching colelis related content! It's been fun

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Estimated time of arrival.

January 2026