coleman

most of my friends are birds.

[coleman @ColemanFish]

Life tip: use a dryer sheet to get rid of static electricity. Also vaccinate your offspring.

[coleman @ColemanFish]

@r_burk31 Your Aries is showing.

[coleman @ColemanFish]

God made instant mashed potatoes and then he rested.

[coleman @ColemanFish]

I don’t know what it is but there’s something about a man with road rage in a big truck that just makes me think of baby carrots.

[coleman @ColemanFish]

@A_Chainzzz You are a real life angel 💕

[coleman @ColemanFish]

@twill864_will @anitacarlsonn @callmekan I’m no one’s ex

[coleman @ColemanFish]

@twill864_will @anitacarlsonn @callmekan 🥴

[coleman @ColemanFish]

@A_Chainzzz @AaliyahBurnley Blessed

[coleman @ColemanFish]

I know Animal Crossing just came out but right now would be a great time for Nintendo to release a new Nintendogs.

[elisa 🌹 @affolegato]

HOZIER SANG A COVER OF TOXIC BY BRITNEY SPEARS....HELP

[General Custer @DrEvanCuster]

rt if u r bored

[coleman @ColemanFish]

Is this real life?

[Hozier @Hozier]

Thanks to the Wolf Trap Animal Rescue for introducing us to these beautiful pups. Please check them out if you’re in the DC area and looking to give a dog a home for life!

[coleman @ColemanFish]

Do you ever just get really pissed at yourself for enjoying a song with Chris Brown in it?

[coleman @ColemanFish]

@mamsaust 🤤

[coleman @ColemanFish]

#GameOfThrones

[coleman @ColemanFish]

I just passed a road called Chevy Chase street and I’m not kidding.

[coleman @ColemanFish]

@DylonHudson You know that means the world to me!

[coleman @ColemanFish]

Me every time someone from my high school joins a pyramid scheme business:

[coleman @ColemanFish]

@AlexYommer @twill864_will That day will go down in history.

[coleman @ColemanFish]

Most of my morning drive consists of seeing two potholes coming up, knowing I can only miss one of them, and deciding which one will hurt my car and my spine less.