Cole

— #MOB™ — “Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.”

[Cole @ColemanKlein]

@swanghaf @Pirat_Nation @JosephSarnecki I miss Norm

[Cole @ColemanKlein]

@DouglasKMurray 🤡

[Cole @ColemanKlein]

@SeanElwell24 @DouglasKMurray If he didn’t have a thick proper accent, he’d be a nobody.

[Cole @ColemanKlein]

@MuninandHugin13 @DouglasKMurray Pretension incarnate

[Cole @ColemanKlein]

@nytimesparody @DouglasKMurray This guy is definitely riding his accent to mediocre success. The most pretentious, gatekeeping hypocrite I’ve ever heard speak.

[Cole @ColemanKlein]

@elonmusk please buy the Dallas Cowboys

[Cole @ColemanKlein]

Ultimately, my time waiting is increased because the employees have to walk my order all the way outside, instead of just passing it through the window.

[Cole @ColemanKlein]

@kfc not that you guys are the only fast food that does this, but I was told to pull around the store with no one else in line behind me. I asked if I could stay at the window and I’d pull up if anyone came up behind me. I was told no, because theres a timer.

[Cole @ColemanKlein]

Obviously the metrics you’re trying to capture are unreliable/falsified.

[Cole @ColemanKlein]

@ScoopEditz @averytomascowx Have you considered the format of X? You can have derivative conversations spurring off multiple different parts of a story.

[OKSTProbs @OKSTProbs]

Scumbag of the year goes to @CoachSchloss

[RT @RTCFB_]

@CoachSchloss Real man of integrity here

[Cole @ColemanKlein]

I’m looking for better ways of telling someone I’ve already seen a video they shared with me (and laughed at it without them) without sounding pretentious

[FOOS GONE WILD @foosgonewild]

PUTIN REAL QUIET SINCE THIS VIDEO DROPPED 🇺🇸

[Cole @ColemanKlein]

#NewProfilePic

[Matt Taibbi @mtaibbi]

1. Thread: THE TWITTER FILES

[Theo Von @TheoVon]

Youll never beat us. 🐀 👑

[Barstool Texas A&M @BarstoolTexasAM]

damn we even lost our spot as the #1 cult. this year has been a disaster

[Barstool Texas A&M @BarstoolTexasAM]

tell me about it

[Barstool Texas A&M @BarstoolTexasAM]

effortless