Coleman Leach

Heh

[Xyla Foxlin⚡ @XylaFoxlin]

Merry Christmas!
How cookie cutters are made:

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Xenomorph-shmenomorph that little bug’s got nothing on this above average lieutenant @AlienAnthology #AlienSimulator #Sweepstakes

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Elaine Chao has been picked for Transportation Secretary. She'll be in charge of all the busses that Trump throws people under.

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I learned today that I am not able to look at something in the sky and walk at the same time.

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They say the best workout is one that is the most awkward to perform... My bus rides are one hell of a work out...

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Colors were invented to make tv more interesting.

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Half of all people are human.

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Did you know: fluorescent lights are powered by bees.

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I thought that was a horror movie... but nope it's an iPod commercial...

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@NathanFillion The voices won't stop!

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Clever bumper sticker causes homicidal road rage.

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"The Real World" where we put 7 of the most average insane people in one house too see who dies first

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I tried to watch MTV... Had to stop, too much rage building... It became unhealthy

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Please do not pet the cactus. #LegitimateSign

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If you have to mark your own birthday on your calendar you might want to rethink some things

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How is this class so long?

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Dear God please give me the power to punch people in the face over the internet

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I'm not saying there should be capital punishment for stupidity, but what if we just take the safety labels off of everything?

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whoever is in charge of making sure I don't do stupid shit is fired.

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9/10 times I hope what I just thought I didn't say. 8/10 I did...