Coleman

[Coleman @ColemanYoung2]

When you just tryna rappel down a slot canyon and yo leg snap:(

[Wealth Squad Ace @NoTimeZone_]

Uber Driver: I’m right out front

Me: *Checking to make sure it’s my Uber*

[Cory Reppenhagen @CReppWx]

Snow squall rolling through Steamboat Springs last night. Complete with lightning flash. #9wx Courtesy of Linda Hunter

[Jessica Lebel @JessicaLebelWX]

This is crazy!! Shannon Lukens took this video of a snow squall moving through Steamboat Springs tonight 😱❄️ #cowx

[US Rebel @USARebel1776]

VOTE STUFFING

Pattern in swing states w/ Senate races.

Michigan

Trump: 2,637,173
GOP Sen: 2,630,042
Dif: 7,131

Biden: 2,787,544
Dem Sen: 2,718,451
Dif: 69,093

When you account for 3rd party vote, seems like tens of thousands of mysterious Biden votes w/ no down ticket votes.

[Ed Latimore @EdLatimore]

You took in more calories than you needed and failed to pay them back through exercise.

Being fat is the nutritional equivalent of debt.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Media Criticizes Trump For Downplaying Virus Threat By Not Dying https://t.co/lDYmAjBTPL

[Omar Jimenez @OmarJimenez]

Someone put Bladerunner 2049 music to drone footage of San Francisco and at first I didn’t know whether to be amazed or horrified. This is very much horrifying.

[Hotep Jesus @HotepJesus]

I've never seen Congress fight like this. That's how I know they don't care about us.

[Stef. | Content + Marketing Director 👨🏾‍💻🛠 @STEFisDOPE]

It’s funny seeing Americans & people who live in America say “Eat The Rich”.

If you live in America, you are economically, statistically a member of the global 1%.

On a worldwide scale, you are the wealthy elite that you despise.

Technically, you are on the menu fam.

🍽

[Robert P. George @McCormickProf]

1/ I sometimes ask students what their position on slavery would have been had they been white and living in the South before abolition. Guess what? They all would have been abolitionists! They all would have bravely spoken out against slavery, and worked tirelessly against it.

[Tim Alberta @TimAlberta]

2020 is not 1968. It's not 1980. It's sure as hell not 2016.

2020 is 2020, an election year unfolding against a backdrop of three society-combusting crises the likes of which no incumbent president has ever had to navigate.

Stop with the comparisons. There is no comparison.

[MacMally 🍀 @MacMallyMMA]

*people try to cancel Joe Rogan again*

bros everywhere:

[Ami Horowitz @AmiHorowitz]

This is so nuts. Sad, but kind of hilarious

[Ed Latimore @EdLatimore]

There's a whole generation of kids growing up thinking that feelings are the basis of a sound argument.

Logic is as rare as common sense.

[Stef. | Content + Marketing Director 👨🏾‍💻🛠 @STEFisDOPE]

How a lot of you sound right now.

[SavageRealm @SavRealm]

bin laden respawning after killing kim jong un in the gulag