Cole Goich

Providing your daily dose of not so common common sense.

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Just watched an apple fall from a tree. Here to say it rolled quite far away.

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Lot of y’all count your years by the christmases and not by the Arbor Day and it shows

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I’m a real motivated guy but those damn “ifs ands and buts” get me

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ProTip #60: Preserve wildlife, pickle a squirrel.

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ProTip #59.0: if you know more than the cashier at a liquor store, you may consider a bit of introspection.

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ProTip #59: if you know more than a cashier at a hardware store, you’re husband material.

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ProTip #58: porcini mushrooms run about the same rate as the magic kind

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Sam: boxed wine nails me
Me: well isn’t boxed wine getting lucky

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ProTip #57: “Dancin’” you lose the g in the word when you become a G on the dance floor

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ProTip #55: you can get into anywhere no questions asked if you have a tape measure on your belt and a pencil in your hat.

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Sam and I move out of rock springs, rock springs floods.
Sam and I move out of Wapiti/Cody, Park County floods. Guess we’re just lucky like that

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ProTip #54: if he’s a better man at the grill he’s a better man for the girl.

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ProTip#53: if you choose to date a tool, don’t complain when you get screwed.

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ProTip #52: if there are guns in the house, one better be yours

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ProTip #51: if someone doesn’t like you… make it worse. Cuz why not?

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ProTip #50: pet resolve will clean up more than puppy puke #drunk friends

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ProTip #49: your New Years resolution should be not living like your body has a lifetime warranty. #2022NewYear

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ProTip #48: Hay’s like happiness, ya can’t spread even a little without getting some on yourself

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ProTip#47: Wyoming plates give you icy road super powers

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It’s perfectly acceptable to hang turkeys all over your house as decorations, but if you start hanging pilgrims it’s murder