Coleton™

23 // FTM He/Him // Stupid // Snapchat-webber6969 // Insta- Coleton.23

[Coleton™ @Coletonwebber]

@espn @SportsCenter @Eagles @nfl

[Coleton™ @Coletonwebber]

Found this $2 bill with NFL signatures on it. @sethjoyner is this your signature on the front?? Reads “to Susan I’m still the best on the monkey bars #59”

[Coleton™ @Coletonwebber]

Time to pick up @Caitlyn_Jenner

[Coleton™ @Coletonwebber]

I swear old retired people have THE MOST to say about wage issues

“Back in my day we worked 16 hour days in direct sun light no breaks for 4 cents a day.”

And yet somehow our generation is labeled as lazy for wanting better for ourselves 🤔

[Coleton™ @Coletonwebber]

Lmaoooo as if the girl who slept with her patient and got pregnant is posting how the vaccine violates hippa laws 😂nah honey but you do ☠️

[Coleton™ @Coletonwebber]

Okay yeah your boyfriend might have a real dick but can he make you guac?

[Coleton™ @Coletonwebber]

All I wanted to do this morning was pick up my mail and I legit had to pull a taser on some guy because he wanted money that I legit don’t have 🥴

[Coleton™ @Coletonwebber]

Sometimes you have a bad day, and sometimes a bad day has you 😕

[Coleton™ @Coletonwebber]

The only seat this man deserves, is the electric chair ⚡️⚡️

[Coleton™ @Coletonwebber]

This year I will only be accepting apologies is cash 😌

[CBS 13 News @WGME]

Kenneth Tuttle of Portland started Fight'N CA, a clothing company which allows children of all ages to design a t-shirt that will encourage them to keep going while undergoing treatment.

https://t.co/hB1oI9zuZp

[Coleton™ @Coletonwebber]

@kaaatttttieeeee How do I order something 👀👀 these are cute as heck

[Coleton™ @Coletonwebber]

Trump supporters really be like “It’s the hair sniffing for 😣🙅🏻‍♀️” but are perfectly fine with trumps rape allegations 🥴🥴

[Allen K. @AllenK_81]

Fired and charged. A porcupine.

[DP🌻 @yeahthatsdemira]

It’s suicide prevention month. Thank you for choosing to live. You are heard, you are seen, you are loved. Continue to push forward.

[josh young @yehme2]

yeah i support our Boys in Blue 🇺🇸