AislinColette.

Nothing better, nothing greater.

[Andrew Cannon @acannon87]

@rickygervais @HairsprayLondon My mum said she saw you, couldn't tell if you or a certain Adolf... kind of you to sit next to Jayne though 😉

[AislinColette. @ColetteAislin]

Robert Katter: JusticeForCola! Youth crime IS a high priority issue, harder sentencing is needed - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/M4k91XMKVZ via @ChangeAUS

[AislinColette. @ColetteAislin]

@timminchin You’re not coming back to Perth? 😪

[Ben Folds Five Lyric Bot @bfflyricbot]

Nothing hurts when
I go to sleep

[AislinColette. @ColetteAislin]

Going to bed one seriously happy little vegemite tonight ☺️❤️

[AislinColette. @ColetteAislin]

@mathews67_ben @rickygervais She is so beautiful 🥰

[AislinColette. @ColetteAislin]

The finale of The Office is so good. Sahhhhhh gahhhhdddd 😩💔❤️

[C @chrismrjohnson]

@rickygervais @IamHappyToast This one really got me.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

I absolutely love this by @IamHappyToast
Perfect for #NationalPetDay #AfterLife

[AislinColette. @ColetteAislin]

I’ve started to gather up sad euthanasia cases from work that I know won’t ever leave me. Today was one of them 💔 I wish things had been different for you, Rusty. You deserved a hell of a lot more. Sleep easy, little one 🦁🧡 xxx

[Ben Folds Five Lyric Bot @bfflyricbot]

Here I stand
Sad and free
I can't cry
I can't see
What I've done
Oh God what have I done?

[AislinColette. @ColetteAislin]

@theSuburbsUK Considering setting up some fake accounts 😅

[AislinColette. @ColetteAislin]

@theSuburbsUK @BenFolds The waiting is actually killing me 😩

[AislinColette. @ColetteAislin]

@theSuburbsUK Come on, Emalineeee! You can do it!!!!! 😩

[Ben Folds Five Lyric Bot @bfflyricbot]

I know it seems that I don't care
But something in me does I swear
I don't remember all last year
I left you awake to cry the tears

[AislinColette. @ColetteAislin]

Today couldn’t suck any more balls if it tried.

[AislinColette. @ColetteAislin]

I’m pretty sure it’s legit. The money has been taken out of my account. A whole $1.10. At a golf resort in America. Maybe a chocolate bar? They sound like my kinda people!

[AislinColette. @ColetteAislin]

I hate when your bank messages you about fraudulent activity on your account and you don’t know if it’s legit or not 🤔

[AislinColette. @ColetteAislin]

It’s been a pretty terrible day 💔