Colette

A woman is only powerless when her nail polish is drying - Instagram: ColetteBarton_
#EndoWarrior

[Colette @ColetteBarton_]

@O2 I still haven't received an email about the Blue Monday £5 flowers prize I won, it's been over 24 hours?

[State of the Scene @SOTSPodcast]

Gerard Way (My Chemical Romance) was released on this day 47 years ago.

[Colette @ColetteBarton_]

.@AldiUK please tell me you haven't discontinued your Carlos Garlic and Herb dips? 😭

[Colette @ColetteBarton_]

Treated myself to the @steveo Bucket List pre order for my birthday today! (Even though I was literally at the recording 😂)
Late night for me though as it'll be 2am here in the UK!

[Colette @ColetteBarton_]

As if doctors and nurses haven't been through enough, they now have to try and save this piece of shit

[Metro @MetroUK]

BREAKING: Disgraced Lostprophets musician Ian Watkins is reportedly fighting for his life after being stabbed in prison.

The convicted paedophile was jailed in 2013 after pleading guilty to horrific crimes against extremely young children.

https://t.co/ilJxl3XV5l

[BeYou. @BeYouPeriod]

March is Endometriosis Awareness Month!

There is an endless list of possible Endometriosis symptoms.

This is why we worked alongside the @MenstrualHealthProject and medical experts to create our free-to-all Endometriosis Diagnosis tool kit - availably on our websites 💗

[myaG🫧🎀 @myapretttyass]

my biggest ick about myself is that I cry when I’m irritated or mad… like I hate that.

[Colette @ColetteBarton_]

Signed up for @paramountplus purely for Wildboyz and it's not even avaliable on the UK service 😭 @steveo @chrispontius

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

when you sleep to avoid your problems but end up dreaming about them

[Colette @ColetteBarton_]

@Apryze_ @rockstarenergy @Xbox @lauracjbarton @imafunnytwit 👀👀👀👀

[Colette @ColetteBarton_]

☹️☹️☹️

[DC @DCOfficial]

DC is deeply saddened at the passing of Kevin Conroy, a legendary actor and the voice of Batman for multiple generations. He will be forever missed by his friends, family, and fans. https://t.co/GgdfYvoKVL

[Aleksandra @felrija]

Hey everyone did you have "Liam Hemsworth replaces Henry Cavill as Geralt of Rivia in The Witcher s4" in your 2022 bingo because I didn't

[Colette @ColetteBarton_]

"Why do dicks sit up my arse?!" - Things my Mum says when she's driving 😂

[Yellow @softbfbvnny]

Museum date???? Coffee shop date???? Art gallery date???? Walk in the park date???? Late night walk date???? Nap time date???

[noah🇫🇷 @ylnoahhh]

i’ll get over it but just let me be dramatic for alil bit

[2009 Alex Rodriguez @LeBronCenaOrton]

Me sending my friends encouraging messages even though my life is a hot mess too.

[julia hava @binchcity]

It’s so crazy how easy it is NOT to cheat. Like it’s really not that hard. And yet men are on here acting like they’re fighting demons every day

[maximus〽️ @Maxthepapi]

I set my alarms extra early to make sure i have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.

[Colette @ColetteBarton_]

As someone who can normally sneeze 10+ times in very quick succession on any given day I genuinely think this cold will be the death of me

[braylonnn @braylon125]

Do y’all ever get scared of being too happy 😭 like something always come up.