Colette Brown

[Colette Brown @ColetteBrown9]

@GadgeGlancy Kill Wullie every time!

[Colette Brown @ColetteBrown9]

Adventures along the East Coast yesterday. My shoes were in a sorry state by the end 🌊

#redcastle #lunanbay #boddinlimekiln #boddinpoint #elephantrock #anguscoastalroute #inverkeilor https://t.co/CzFSyMjvZ2

[Colette Brown @ColetteBrown9]

@gordmatheson @Lyns_84 I will not be slandered! 😂

[Colette Brown @ColetteBrown9]

Overheard a snippet of a conversation from outside:
"Eh've got about 8 children"
If it wasn't for the strong Dundonian accent, I'd have thought Boris was wandering about outside 😂

[Colette Brown @ColetteBrown9]

Received some excellent stickers with an order I recently placed. Top right is too accurate 😂
#woowoohairremoval #feministaf #onwednesdayswesmashthepatriarchy #fuckgenderroles #mypussymypower
https://t.co/vcy5F22wLM

[Colette Brown @ColetteBrown9]

This is magnificent

[Munya Chawawa @munyachawawa]

Tommy Robinson’s plans for a race war ruined by train inspector 🚂😂

[Colette Brown @ColetteBrown9]

@kerrberr74 @Lyns_84 I'd have sat on him, whilst eating the cake 😂

[Colette Brown @ColetteBrown9]

@Lyns_84 Out of this world! 🍰😘

[Colette Brown @ColetteBrown9]

@Lyns_84 Happy birthday Moozer! 🎂🎉

[Colette Brown @ColetteBrown9]

@Lyns_84 Look at his beautiful smiley face! 😍

[Colette Brown @ColetteBrown9]

@Lyns_84 At least I'm not alone! 😂

[Colette Brown @ColetteBrown9]

@Lyns_84 I'm getting 20, but I imagine I'm wrong 😂

[Colette Brown @ColetteBrown9]

@Lyns_84 I went to the big Tesco for the first time since this all kicked off and it was the weirdest atmosphere! xxx

[Colette Brown @ColetteBrown9]

@Lyns_84 Couldn't live without Spotify - it's the bollocks! 🎶 xxx

[Colette Brown @ColetteBrown9]

@Lyns_84 Excellent choice! 👌

[Colette Brown @ColetteBrown9]

@Lyns_84 @TheBoyMcNicoll @andycrichton6 He's an earicorn!

[Colette Brown @ColetteBrown9]

If you've ordered a taxi and it's sitting waiting outside for you and your neighbour runs out and takes it, that is an asshole thing to do, right?

[Colette Brown @ColetteBrown9]

@ronnycostello @_aldo_ @girlwithhercam1 I think you'll be waiting some time to hear anyone say that...!

[Colette Brown @ColetteBrown9]

@ronnycostello @_aldo_ ... but extremely accurate 😂

[Colette Brown @ColetteBrown9]

@_aldo_ @ronnycostello True story - "the boy is cocky and obstreperous"