Colette Hohmeier

[Colette Hohmeier @ColetteHoheoo]

@FernandaFazey i'm retweeting this so aggressively my timeline cant ignore it

[Colette Hohmeier @ColetteHoheoo]

先週の千葉県豪雨で、
冠水したところに車で入って…とかなんか言ってた人達は今日の大雨経験してどうですか？

[Colette Hohmeier @ColetteHoheoo]

@EvelynnShabsdj what's your honest first reaction when you saw this

[Colette Hohmeier @ColetteHoheoo]

i was gonna do yoga i put down the matt and then just went back in bed so i think im gonna read in my heart i wanna eat lucky charms and take a nap tho

[Colette Hohmeier @ColetteHoheoo]

@AlisiaNabhan my entire face journey while watching this was a whole movie in itself

[Colette Hohmeier @ColetteHoheoo]

They Will Turn People Against You By Not Telling The Whole Story….

[Colette Hohmeier @ColetteHoheoo]

ليه ممكن نوصل مغ اللي بنحبهم والقريبين مننا انه نتفاوض ع راحتنا .. ليه مش بنراعي بعض زي ما بنعمل معاهم

[Colette Hohmeier @ColetteHoheoo]

@LaurettaMcgddp this is what my friends think i'm doing vs what i'm actually doing

[Colette Hohmeier @ColetteHoheoo]

みんな人の話聞いてねえのかよ、💢
ほぼ全線始発から昼頃まで運転見合わせだよって言ったのに今気づいてやがる💢

[Colette Hohmeier @ColetteHoheoo]

@AdanBarbagr8d Me at every social event pretending I want to be there:

[Colette Hohmeier @ColetteHoheoo]

@TanikaBerl6y6d me at every social event pretending i want to be there:

[Colette Hohmeier @ColetteHoheoo]

it feels as though all i can do is watch as people fall in love, as people tell me about their relationships. its been my biggest dream ever since i was a child.

[Colette Hohmeier @ColetteHoheoo]

Morning person shouldn’t suddenly start night shifts🦉
A night shift job suddenly came up, so I spent a month mixing night shifts and day shifts. It completely fucked up my body and my mental health lol.

[Colette Hohmeier @ColetteHoheoo]

30代のみんな〜！！スキンケアなに使ってますか？
無印の化粧水使ってたけどそろそろ
スキンケアに少しお金かけた方がいいのか？って思ってきた。
混合肌の36歳です！！おすすめお願いしますっ！！

[Colette Hohmeier @ColetteHoheoo]

我好讨厌这种AI脸呢，看到我就要划走看不了一点
不是说模型已经迭代好几个版本了吗
为什么这种脸还是屡见不鲜💢

[Colette Hohmeier @ColetteHoheoo]

Travel allowance should be part of your job. You mean to tell me I have to come in multiple times a week and pay for it with my own salary? When I don't even want to be here? Omo, if you want me to come in, you need to subsidise at least part of my travel costs.