C☻LETTE

KS🍀💚.

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

me sitting and doing nothing because i have too many things to do

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

kids in 2050 trying to study the 2019-2022 chapter of history for a test

[C☻LETTE @ColetteIrvine]

Shared Kirkcaldy

[Ryan McDonald @RyanMcD_]

My 2 friends @chrissywilsonx and @DeekWilson72 won’t reply to any messages. Worried sick can anyone please help?

[Jennifer Williams @JenWilliams_FT]

Once you realise Number 10 were all drunk all of the time, 2020 starts to make more sense

[clara🫐 @elijahrrys]

the lettuce in my fridge watching me have pizza for dinner

[boohoo @boohoo]

It’s October 🦇

[C☻LETTE @ColetteIrvine]

@LaurenpierceOX Aw thanks babes!! It WILL happen. Love you lots xxx

[wee caits @ccaitstewart]

1 week ago today my grandad went missing from our home together in St. Andrews. I urge anyone with any information to please contact 101. The heartbreak my family is feeling is unbearable, please help get him home.

[C☻LETTE @ColetteIrvine]

Matt. That is all. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[C☻LETTE @ColetteIrvine]

@RyanMcD_ Telling Arlene

[martin compston @martin_compston]

Jesus Mary Joseph and the wee donkey

[C☻LETTE @ColetteIrvine]

Why is there so much maths involved in a mans haircut 🤯🤯🤯

[C☻LETTE @ColetteIrvine]

@FifeCouncil tomorrow is our paper bin collection day, will the bin men collect a box full of cardboard if its placed next to the bin? Thanks

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

People in Scotland ordered to stay at home until the end of January amid a fresh Covid-19 lockdown, starting from midnight

https://t.co/m2RAEgFYqa

[C☻LETTE @ColetteIrvine]

@xGem0120 You are so strong babe 💓

[C☻LETTE @ColetteIrvine]

@ConeAloma Thank god there are so many aldis because I will never show my face in that one ever again 🤣

[C☻LETTE @ColetteIrvine]

In Aldi and the checkout guys like “you doing anything this weekend?” I’m like “no just a quiet one, what about you?” And he goes “sorry I’m just speaking to my colleague on the headset. Face absolute beetroot 😳😳😳

[Calgie @christiancalgie]

Why does Matt Hancock sit down like Woody in Toy Story when a human enters the room

[C☻LETTE @ColetteIrvine]

@xGem0120 Me too 😥😥

[C☻LETTE @ColetteIrvine]

Anyone else feel bad saying no to the charity people at the doors of the supermarkets 😫 thats us signed up to pay £8 a month for the air ambulance. Kyles fuming 🤣