aGiftForBurning

kink stuff and assorted vulnerable feelingsposts that are best shared pseudonymously; I have another Twitter for the rest of life.

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@EvelynEveySays The Favourite

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o hai, I'm just over here jittering w retroactive social anxiety after talking about myself for way too long to family I haven't seen in over 3 years. That's normal, isn't it? Right. I'm just going to assume this is normal. As you were.

[aGiftForBurning @ColetteJVye]

@sbearbergman "Your call will be answered in the order it was received." Always has me barking at the hold voice IN WHICH IN WHICH IN WHICH

[aGiftForBurning @ColetteJVye]

This and its comment thread gave me my first several laughs of the day 🤣
Count me in for a load of transgenders!

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@Erinys

[Nerd Girl Says @Rachael_Conrad]

Every once in a while I like to remind everyone that George Lucas originally wanted Toshiro Mifune to play the role of Obi-Wan in the SW movies because he was such a fan of Akira Kurosawa films which means that young Obi-Wan would’ve looked like this:

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@mrsbshi omg. It's my whole entire life in a single meme.

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@jodydiperna I love the Carpenters! But I can't listen to anything with words while writing. Unless I'm at a cafe and it's just on in the background and I didn't choose it.

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@skeskali I tend to assume that people just won't look at their phones when they want couple time. But who knows, really.

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@Judge_Ree @lindaholmes This one!!

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@TheAmandaWest @j_mcelroy Came here to say this

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@mrsbshi As a lesbian for the past 35 years who supports trans folks and is personally interested in potentially dating transfemme and non-binary people, this makes me sad.

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@skeskali *snork*

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@BigBrosBarbers

[Morgan M Page @morganmpage]

In case you were wondering, trans men have four culturally significant jobs:
Associate professor of gender studies
Lawyer (chaotic evil)
Lawyer (chaotic good)
Barber

[aGiftForBurning @ColetteJVye]

Ah, jeez. Personally attacked again.

[Dr. Glenn Patrick Doyle @DrDoyleSays]

I'm telling you: the kid who gets told over & over again that they're being "dramatic" & they just need to "calm down" or "suck it up" becomes the adult who persistently doubts their internal reality.

Not only doubts, actually-- denigrates their internal reality.

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@Erinys a real hotsy totsy! :P

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@jodydiperna @LeslieStreeter I am going there in May and I can't wait.

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@midnight_pals ANGELA CARTER HAS ENTERED THE CHAT
*kermit arm flail*

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@jodydiperna !!

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@ask_aubry "fun" FOR WHOM, o anonymous dude?

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@kvanaren It was started in 1979: https://t.co/fkXNKV4Qyt