Colette Paulsen

here for the memes // everything isn't always what it seems

[A ࣪ ִֶָ☾.࣪ ִֶָ @anneteluceroo]

This will never not be funny

[Colette Paulsen @ColetteRuthanne]

My girlfriends: “Tell us what happened”
Me: “Okay so...

[Colette Paulsen @ColetteRuthanne]

Me: how do you know your head size?
Alyssa: when you go to medieval times.

[ugh @gIitering]

THE MOST IMPORTANT LIFE LESSON: bring your own vehicle to a family event so you can leave when you want

[Colette Paulsen @ColetteRuthanne]

Me: is that designer?
Me Squinting: nah that’s a comforter

[Carters @WeeCarters]

@imsadloI Me and the 3 people that always like my posts

[GetThisNick @getthisnick]

Why does it take you so long to shower?!
Me:

[Director @tayallard]

me trying to make myself feel better about eatting box mac n cheese at 3am

[Mr. Drinks On Me @Mr_DrinksOnMe]

Play with sound.

[Dak (Retired) @RidiculousDak]

When there’s no wet floor sign and you’re trynna get a free tuition

[Colette Paulsen @ColetteRuthanne]

Wait for it....

[tia @califortia]

How are people short. Just grow