Colette Smith

[Colette Smith @ColetteSmith13]

As if coming home from holiday isn’t depressing enough, imagine walking in the door to a speeding ticket. Welcome home Colette 😩

[Colette Smith @ColetteSmith13]

@LS_0110 @ladbible Great doggo

[Colette Smith @ColetteSmith13]

@rosiervf This is why we are friends

[Colette Smith @ColetteSmith13]

1.57pm too early for a mega pint of wine? Asking for me

[Colette Smith @ColetteSmith13]

@LS_0110 @datkolzguy Je ne comprends pas

GCSE grade C

You’re welcome

[Colette Smith @ColetteSmith13]

@LS_0110 @ladbible If only my doggo was allowed in the bed 🙄 @TomAtkinson01

[Colette Smith @ColetteSmith13]

The week break of the Amber Heard/Johnny Depp trial couldn’t have come at a more perfect time, the Wagatha Christie trial is giving me life! Not quite sure how I’ll keep up with both come next week.

[Colette Smith @ColetteSmith13]

@TomAtkinson01 Not sure what’s worse, the bite or the stomp to the gut. Easy this dealing with horses business 🙃

[Colette Smith @ColetteSmith13]

@LS_0110 @WholesomeMeme Great doggo

[Colette Smith @ColetteSmith13]

@AlexInAir @LS_0110 this is what the pilot was trying to do when he aborted your landing into Amarillo twice over… it’s a no from me

[Colette Smith @ColetteSmith13]

@Hermesparcels you’ve managed to secure yet another one of my parcels for delivery today 😩 yet this one is still not updated, you’ve lost it haven’t you?

[Colette Smith @ColetteSmith13]

Hey @Hermesparcels can you share your definition of next working day please?

[Colette Smith @ColetteSmith13]

@natalialloyd92 @Hermesparcels I honestly die a little inside when I see the nominated courier is these, the last one was delivered to my bin with plenty of stinky household rubbish in it. I really appreciated the added stench to the clothing I ordered

[Colette Smith @ColetteSmith13]

@ConorWilson2 I’ll be asleep at my desk by 2, the whole getting ready, dressed and commute has properly thrown me. I need a nap

[Colette Smith @ColetteSmith13]

2nd day in the office since last March … I am very late.

[Colette Smith @ColetteSmith13]

@TomAtkinson01 Oi Thomas, you forgot this 🖕🏻🖕🏻

[Colette Smith @ColetteSmith13]

@ConorWilson2 There are more leaves in my car than left on the trees and one now has a rather damp bottom.

What an absolute tit.

[Colette Smith @ColetteSmith13]

Cars not been moved in two weeks, just gone to move it and it appears I left all 4 windows down… brilliant

[Colette Smith @ColetteSmith13]

@LS_0110 @RealJamesWoods What a great doggo! 15/10!!

[Colette Smith @ColetteSmith13]

At that point of a house move where you begin to question all of your life choices