Coli The LMT

Follow at your own risk! Jew-ish, Aspie, Massage Therapist, Taurus/Tiger, just trying to find my way like the rest of y'all.
I instagram my food...a lot

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@JDonaldson00 Thank you!

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@ClimateArena @Cirque Thanks!

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My 3yo picked out a mix of oatmeal raisin cookies at the store, so naturally I made them for breakfast. I want to wrap myself in a blanket of @meliscookies and then eat my way out of it! So good!!! #glutenfree

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@Hoff_Money @chrissyteigen I had no idea she was from Snohomish!

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@Venmo @coli-volchok-driver 🤪🥰🥰🥰🙈

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@HowieMa47454009 Nice try...@howiemandel already follows me 🤪

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@MadeInTheISA @ngocbbuii That sounds amazing!

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@NedERobinson @dubstep4dads Those are my favorite 🤣

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@MadeInTheISA @ngocbbuii Whaaaaat?? I never knew this!

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@WolfAdelheid @howiemandel @AGT Google Young Selena and see if you feel the same way...

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@howiemandel @AGT 100% The Brown Brothers. @BlackGryph0n @baasikmusic
Also Not Maddie. She has Young Selena going on already. Let someone who isn't already a mainstreamed actress/singer have a chance.

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I was feeling silly this morning with my coffee...this should totally be an ad for Cafe Bustelo on Amazon 😁 @amazon @CafeBustelo #bestcoffee #betterthanstarbucks

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Ok, I just noticed that the whole series of #cougartown (yeah I know I'm almost a decade late) was named after @tompetty songs! @kbiegel

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@JillOffSTAR Judging by that face, that's probably a good call 🤣

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Well I just got goosebumps! Watching @Mind2MindDuo on #agt and @heidiklum reads the memory on the paper. Me to my husband, "I feel like it's something with the beach" Lady on TV: "I'm seeing waves, something to do with the beach" Me: 😳 Woah.

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Watching #Agt and watching the Big Apple audition...Apple starts getting 'sick'...you can tell he's gonna spew something out...husband and I:"Oh man, I really hope it's @sthwrd, please be Sethward!"...Sethward comes out as a worm, us: 🤣🤣🤣

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I think @SimonCowell should just not be allowed to vote on stand up comedians. 🤣 #agt

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@SarahKSilverman So what strain did you have? 🤣

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Mack is back!
Listen to the new song CHANT by @macklemore! It's so good! Best line mentions how We WILL get our #Sonics back!
So good!!
https://t.co/cIOHpzcPs1