Colin Andress

Barrister and Conservative activist

[Colin Andress @ColinAndress]

@AhumEnder @elonmusk For the benefit of the hard of thinking, this clip is being used as an ANALOGY (look it up if you don’t know what that means). It is not relevant that this was not in the UK, or that there was some additional reason for the yellow card.

[Colin Andress @ColinAndress]

@archeohistories Every writer and artist has a family and background without whom their life and work would not have been what it was. It’s not a particularly illuminating point, really. 🤷‍♂️

[Colin Andress @ColinAndress]

@archeohistories ‘his guardian feared she would distract him from his studies’

And, of course, she wasn’t Catholic… 😮

She’s remembered as JRR Tolkien’s wife because… she was. What’s wrong with that? She didn’t write the books, he did. 🙄

[Colin Andress @ColinAndress]

@ArchRose90 @DavidLammy I think you'll find that's ska, not reggae. 😄

[Chris Rose @ArchRose90]

Well Keir Starmer was worried about people inciting violence today.

Turns out it’s from the far-left protesters who said “shoot him in the neck like Charlie Kirk” about Tommy Robinson.

Will he be arrested and fast tracked through the courts @metpoliceuk?

[Colin Andress @ColinAndress]

@guzelseyler___ @histories_arch All modern women look the same? Have you ever met any?

[Colin Andress @ColinAndress]

@histories_arch The “ancient region of Thessaly”? Thessaly is a region of Greece to this day.

“How facial features have evolved over time”? You wouldn’t look twice at her if you saw her in the street today.

[Colin Andress @ColinAndress]

@CLove19748148 @histories_arch She lived in Greece, which is in Europe, where people are white. 🙄

[Colin Andress @ColinAndress]

@JeevunSandher Winston Churchill's father Lord Randolph Churchill was a son of the Duke of Marlborough. His mother, Jennie Jerome, was an American citizen of British ancestry. Her forebears came from the Isle of Wight.

Churchill was 100% British, you muppet.

[Colin Andress @ColinAndress]

Clerkenwell. Block list. 3 judges, 23 trials. Last on the list. Told usher at 2pm my witness is recovering from major surgery, if we’re not going to be heard can it be adjourned off so he can go home?

Kept waiting until 4:12 pm before released.

Why, @HMCTSgovuk, why?

[Colin Andress @ColinAndress]

@PartySammael @MrMennoTweets Indeed, these people are clearly mentally ill. One might pity them if they weren't so obnoxious.

[Colin Andress @ColinAndress]

@MrMennoTweets "I know I have the body of a weak and feeble non-binary vagina-owner..." 🤦‍♀️

[Colin Andress @ColinAndress]

@MrMennoTweets “British colonialism instituted the sex and gender binary"

I think that one's my favourite. So no one was male or female until the foundation of the Roanoke Colony?

That might have come as a surprise to Good Queen Bess...

[Colin Andress @ColinAndress]

How about it, @jordanbpeterson ?

https://t.co/NooPHB7dkZ

[Colin Andress @ColinAndress]

Well at least some people (e.g. Sir John Major, Sir Iain Duncan Smith, Sir Desmond Swayne) were properly dressed at the Accession Council. A blue suit, David Cameron? Sic transit gloria mundi, o tempora o mores, et cetera ad nauseam...

[Dr Rachel Clarke @doctor_oxford]

The extraordinary moment when the great humanitarian & trauma surgeon David Nott met the Queen, shortly after his return from Aleppo.

[Colin Andress @ColinAndress]

May he defend our laws,
And ever give us cause
To sing with heart and voice,
"God Save The King!"

[IDWCon @IDWCon]

GNU Queen Elizabeth II

[Colin Andress @ColinAndress]

@CharlotteCGill You could consider looking outside Zone 2, you know. Plenty of decent 2-beds in the suburbs for that money.

[Seth Dillon @SethDillon]

Well done, @bariweiss.