@dominictc I still think Xmas spesh of having a 50ish bloke lurking around #EastEnders looking for Peggy & it turns out she picked up the wrong baby at birth was a winner. Phil NOT a Mitchell! Imagine! And explains why he looks nothing like Grant. Anyway #toomuchtime
I bet it turns out to be Amazon boss Jeff Bezos behind the #oxfordstreet incident making sure people can't access the shops on #BlackFriday so they shop online. And don't get me started on the disgraceful Daily Mail's tweet (if it's real of course)
@MsMelanieSykes Disagree. That's nothing like a single 47 year old... More like a single 37 year old. The Curious Case of Melanie Sykes. Think I'm liking age appropriate women again. First time since I was about 30 tbh
Apparently Gemma Collins is going to get on a hydraulic lift on #ThisMorning after falling off that one at the awards ceremony. My question is, what are they gonna do AFTER she's been helped out of bed?
Stanley. "What's a reality show?" As Jamie said, "You're on one now." Seriously? Hmm, methinks he's playing up to the role of bumbling, befuddled incompetent "joker" on #imaceleb
Not too dissimilar to what his son does all the time in fact.
@realDonaldTrump Ye Gods! I didn't believe this was real when I was told about it. Still, on the bright side at least @realDonaldTrump got through a sentence without saying "very" or rather "very very"...
Haven't renewed passport cos waiting for eyebrows/lashes to return as don't want shitty photo for nxt 10 yrs.
And if that ain't sending right msg to universe I dunno what is @StandUp2C@macmillancancer@PancreaticCanUK
@rosemcgowan Other than his fondness for vertical pronoun &stupid format initially thought it brilliant. Reads more like brilliant conscience clearer now