Colin Butts

Author/Scriptwriter; guilty of Is Harry on the Boat? White Island/A Bus Could Run You Over.
Passed away 28/06/18 - Read Gut Feeling Colins' Last Book

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@OwainArthur Why? Or have I been suckered into irony or are you a rare Welshman who supports the other 4 nations too

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The UK #Eurovision entry. Anyone else think it was a bit like Ariana Grande's One Last Time?

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We've been ready to rumble for 45 mins you fucking anachronism #JoshuaParker

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Oi, what about the 2nd verse of God Save the Queen? #JoshuaParker Can someone PLEASE throw a punch!!?

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@ColinButts Is Harry On The Boat is still one of my favourite books. First read it at 18 and I'm now 36. Legend 💪🏾

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@dominictc I still think Xmas spesh of having a 50ish bloke lurking around #EastEnders looking for Peggy & it turns out she picked up the wrong baby at birth was a winner. Phil NOT a Mitchell! Imagine! And explains why he looks nothing like Grant. Anyway #toomuchtime

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Has Simon Cowell grown an Adolf Hitler moustache for #thexfactor final or for Movember? Or cos he wants to annexe a Pole (dancer)?

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I bet it turns out to be Amazon boss Jeff Bezos behind the #oxfordstreet incident making sure people can't access the shops on #BlackFriday so they shop online. And don't get me started on the disgraceful Daily Mail's tweet (if it's real of course)

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@MsMelanieSykes Disagree. That's nothing like a single 47 year old... More like a single 37 year old. The Curious Case of Melanie Sykes. Think I'm liking age appropriate women again. First time since I was about 30 tbh

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Apparently Gemma Collins is going to get on a hydraulic lift on #ThisMorning after falling off that one at the awards ceremony. My question is, what are they gonna do AFTER she's been helped out of bed?

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Stanley. "What's a reality show?" As Jamie said, "You're on one now." Seriously? Hmm, methinks he's playing up to the role of bumbling, befuddled incompetent "joker" on #imaceleb

Not too dissimilar to what his son does all the time in fact.

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So the #AllBlacks get a school assembly piano teacher playing their national anthem at #ScotlandVNewZealand rugby

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On #ThisMorning Philip Schofield morphs into #HarveyWeinstein with @hollywills

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@realDonaldTrump Ye Gods! I didn't believe this was real when I was told about it. Still, on the bright side at least @realDonaldTrump got through a sentence without saying "very" or rather "very very"...

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Haven't renewed passport cos waiting for eyebrows/lashes to return as don't want shitty photo for nxt 10 yrs.

And if that ain't sending right msg to universe I dunno what is @StandUp2C @macmillancancer @PancreaticCanUK

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"Universally challenged." It's alright El, I got it and chortled. Might even use it as my own one day. #Gogglebox @example

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SPOILER ALERT! No not that #LoveIsland won. #GemmaCollins is still breathing... https://t.co/u81l0A6dY5

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@rosemcgowan Other than his fondness for vertical pronoun &stupid format initially thought it brilliant. Reads more like brilliant conscience clearer now

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That #StevieWonder line, "You mean George Michael is white?" on #GeorgeMichaelFreedom won't be bettered this year

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Has anybody given any thought to who's going to produce the film on #HarveyWeinstein 's life story? Or what it should be called?