CardboardColin

When God has bestowed such a gift to you, you do not cover it. You let that chest mane out for the world to see... and fear. Cougar slayer. Stripper afficionado

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This is more true today than it has ever been! I'm a Mountain [West] Man and I'm ready to leave all these fools behind!

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Don't argue... it's science!

Scott and Jerod battling it out today for the title of worst team in the Dakotas.

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The least my worthless tailgating crew could do is take me on a road trip to Honolulu or Las Vegas this fall after making me spend all winter in the trailer with these stinky amigos.... #ClimbTheMountain #FBSColin

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What?!?!? The Bison game just kicked off??? WHY AM I STILL STUCK IN THIS TRAILER!!!

(at least deport these stinky amigos)

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Don't argue... it's science!

Scott and Jerod battling it out today for the title of worst team in the Dakotas.

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The kids say I'm 6-7 but I'm nowhere near that tall.... must just be my impressive stature!

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For Halloween this year I'm their El Guapo!

Come on over kids and grab some candy out of my fanny pack!

#NotCreepyAtAll
#StillDontLikeThoseGuys

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WHO ARE THESE GUYS?!?!? They got put in my trailer yesterday and I'm not happy to be cohabitating with a mariachi band. I'm an alpha... a lone wolf! These guys are cramping my style and are not welcome!

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I don't know whose vest this is but all I know is I make it look better than whoever the last guy who wore it did

#ItsTheChestHair

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Home opener after a 9 month hiatus... perfect time for a Nygaard family picture!

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Is anyone going to come get me??? Anyone?!? Bueller?!? First they leave me in here for the semifinals and now do it today too!

I'm taking applications for a new tailgate crew to hang out with next year.

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In case anyone is wondering YES I'm looking for a ticket to Frisco... help a brother out!

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Last tailgate of the year! Notice all those chesthair-less betas huddled in the tent? My chest mane is fueled by the cold! Cheer extra loud against those jackholes next week as you're thinking of me stuck in the cold dark trailer... #whimper

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First playoff tailgate in 2 years and it's simply beautiful! No offense to Chubs' basement but I prefer the sunshine. Got my shoveling exercise in too like a true mountain man! #EatMe

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With a Bison victory today they can be champs.... just like me!

Speaking of which hey @jakepaul, I'm young (a fresh 41), I'm ready to put my belt on the line, and the cougars love me! Let's pugilize!

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Find me and win a special treat from Colin's trailer... don't worry it's not creepy at all!

#HappyHalloween #WheresColin

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In case you didn't believe about how violated I was after the UND game this is how I spent the last 2 weeks

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The guys from Bismarck tried to kill me after the last game but I'm back and better than ever with a special message for the @Pac12

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You know why Fargo is so windy? It's because Grand Forks blows and Brookings sucks... and they're both doing especially well today

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This guy over my right shoulder keeps blowing up my spot... he creeps out the ladies. Any advice???

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Good to be back by the way! I've missed you all!

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Here with my brother.... and the guy that looks like me