When God has bestowed such a gift to you, you do not cover it. You let that chest mane out for the world to see... and fear. Cougar slayer. Stripper afficionado
The least my worthless tailgating crew could do is take me on a road trip to Honolulu or Las Vegas this fall after making me spend all winter in the trailer with these stinky amigos.... #ClimbTheMountain#FBSColin
WHO ARE THESE GUYS?!?!? They got put in my trailer yesterday and I'm not happy to be cohabitating with a mariachi band. I'm an alpha... a lone wolf! These guys are cramping my style and are not welcome!
Is anyone going to come get me??? Anyone?!? Bueller?!? First they leave me in here for the semifinals and now do it today too!
I'm taking applications for a new tailgate crew to hang out with next year.
Last tailgate of the year! Notice all those chesthair-less betas huddled in the tent? My chest mane is fueled by the cold! Cheer extra loud against those jackholes next week as you're thinking of me stuck in the cold dark trailer... #whimper
First playoff tailgate in 2 years and it's simply beautiful! No offense to Chubs' basement but I prefer the sunshine. Got my shoveling exercise in too like a true mountain man! #EatMe
With a Bison victory today they can be champs.... just like me!
Speaking of which hey @jakepaul, I'm young (a fresh 41), I'm ready to put my belt on the line, and the cougars love me! Let's pugilize!