Husband of 3,Dad of 14, daddy of 5. Here’s two truths and one lie; 1. I can deadlift 500 kg. 2. I wear a maid outfit in my spare time. 3. I like porn (and sex)
ugh. I hate birds. They poo on everything I love, like my women. But today, today. A BIRD SHAT ON ME, i am not happy, this was during fucking my many wives and it was sad. On another note I also now have a kink for birds shitting on me 😱😏🦆🦅🦉🦇🕊🦢🐓🦃🦤🦜🐦🐤🐧🐔
I would like to apologise to @ElonMusk for asking him to join me and my wives, I think he is very yum- I can’t say that, I think he is a gentle man- oh god that might get my banned again. HES TOO YUMMY YUM #JusticeForColinForsecs