Colin

writer & editor based in the middle of everything and that’s the tweet

[Colin @ColinHanner]

Defying all other before me, I, this tweet, vault myself to the top for always and forever to become the coveted and treasured PINNED TWEET.

[Study Hall @studyhallxyz]

Study Hall Member Colin Hanner (@ColinHanner) Wrote About The Origins of The 8th Grade Field Trip to D.C. Tradition

https://t.co/mh1OLOJpe3

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An ump cam but instead it’s mounted to my uvula, watching me floss

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expert in american-italian folklore here: this is likely the doing of the infamous Gabaghoul (sketch attached). he is said to roam the NJ woods, leaving piles of pasta in his tracks. this is the evidence our community has been looking for, thank you

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For no one in particular but myself, I wrote about Emily in Paris & the ubiquity of product placement.

(SPOILER: You will probably want to try a McBaguette.)

https://t.co/ioRHJ8EBak

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Screaming "If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with Mesothelioma you may be entitled to financial compensation" at the tv so I can keep watching shark tank

[u m a m i @u_m_a_m_i]

Sony owns a patent that would force viewers to exclaim the brand name during commercials to end them.

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i understand he has a medical condition that compels him to lie constantly, but could they have made the staged picture + caption a little less like something from the onion

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this is actually a cool investment, which means that you can't knock them for it

[Molly White @molly0xFFF]

according to a recent court filing, FTX owes more than $50k to a beach resort in the bahamas called margaritaville

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if this is my last tweet, i want it to be about bringing awareness to the vulgar word function on google dictionary

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This is what happens when Cuties start hanging around with the wrong crowd

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Boingo airport Wi-Fi when you want an extra hour

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Dan Akroyd and Chevy Chase lookin a little different than I remember

[R.L. Stine @RL_Stine]

My new movie. In theaters in December.

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GBBO baker: so for my showstopper, I’ll be setting off 50 pounds of fireworks in the tent

Paul Hollywood: *furtive glance* hmmm hope that’ll be enough, good luck *walks away*

Baker: so yeah I’m thinking I might make it 60 pounds of fireworks

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@PFTCommenter does behaving like a "mad dog" constitute having that dog in him tho? something to consider

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hey man, you doing ok? i heard what they said about your mom. i think "pumpkin" is going a little too far, but hey, at least she won the damn thing, right?

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like and subscribe to make sure you don't miss my upcoming thought piece, "Rolling Hats Down Your Arm Like Fred Astaire in The Age of Cancel Culture"

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reading critical analysis of ITYSL

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Fran kfurt

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Apple really outdid themselves with the new customization options

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“Hey frequent flyers, I’m here at the 9/11 Memorial in Manhattan! So for those of you who don’t know, in 2001 at 8:46 a.m…”

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Southwest’s in-flight TikTok has the same background music for every NYC attraction and maybe it shouldn’t?