Colin Havey

Owner and resident compere of The Giggle Shack Comedy Night, Plastic Scouser, kopite, Runcorn Boys Brigade Sportsman of the year 1982

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God bless poor old Honest Bob, I remember the days when you done all you could to ensure people like me had to pay to make our homes safe…now everyone else thinks your a bit of a whopper as well @RobertJenrick @reformparty_uk what a shower of fools you all are!

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@drdavidbull Absolutely awful MP, almost a year in office and has done absolutely nothing for us! Can’t wait to boot her out in a couple of years

[Dicky Sam @Davolaar]

No plastic flags, no free scarves on every seat, no tifo bullshit, just authentic and real.
We are Liverpool, Nobody does it better.

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@John_B58 1995

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@Ivan_Schwakoff By far the cringiest club in football

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@racingblogger You’ll never win the league with Arteta, he’s too negative. Too scared to try and play football, just hoofing the ball up, playing for see pieces and being too aggressive. I was expecting him to bring John Fashanu on at one point.

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@TheAnfieldBuzz What a beautiful moment 😂😂

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@FBAwayDays PSG fans are horrible, no doubt Villa fans will get all the blame, but I know from experience how bad it is watching your team in Paris

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@KasupovicDinko @AFTVMedia I think it’s because it hit his hand

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@Cueball1878 @JamieHComedy 😂

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@JamieHComedy @Cueball1878 He’s my less intelligent twin, who has much worse taste in footy teams and (hopefully) doesn’t walk like a duck 🤓

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@LFCHelp Hi, I’m having issues downloading my season ticket to access my ticket for tomorrow night, can you help please?

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Don’t really use this platform much, other than to promote my comedy nights. I’ve been on here for the past few days and Jesus! Everyone is so angry all the time!

Calm down lads, pop the kettle on and take a sec!

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The Internet is a really angry place at the moment, loads of people with absolutely no idea what they’re talking about, sharing facts that they seem to have pulled out of their arses.

So, here’s a picture of Roland from Grange Hill eating a packet of crisps to cheer everyone up

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Join us at @DcblStadium this Friday with the amazing Stephen Bailey

💥 Stephen has made not one, but two appearances on Live At The Apollo, including one as host

🎭 It’s going to be an absolutely incredible night that you won’t want to miss

💻 Click: https://t.co/fpu4EeMkd5

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@BladeoftheS McVey
Anderson
and hopefully Rees-Mogg

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Personally I’m not against paying more tax, if the money is used wisely and not handed out to the governments chums, like all those dodgy PPE deals. Only issue at the moment is, I can’t afford to pay extra as the @Conservatives doubled my mortgage in 2022!

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@campbellclaret If anyone genuinely believes any of this absolute garbage, they’re a few chips short of a butty!

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I’m not a fan of @reformparty_uk but publishing their Manifesto on Netflix is pretty innovative! 🤓