Colin Horan

[Colin Horan @ColinHoran8]

In a Victoria’s Secret at the mall rn. Living for the twitter discourse.

[talmon joseph smith @talmonsmith]

"Alexi left us!"

Zlatan: “America, you’re welcome”

[Dom @KnowerOfBans]

Nigga kicked it into his own net with the whole world watching. #Brutal

[Nico Cantor @Nicocantor1]

It happened right in front of me. He bodied him and said “yeah boiiiiii”

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Funniest joke ever is too long for Twitter, but it's about a duck that walks into a bar day after day, asking, "Got any grapes?" If someone knows it, tell someone else.

[different animal, same beast @idolastacc]

Frame another shirt kid 😭😭😭

[Harold R. Kuntz @HaroldRKuntz3]

Another one of those sentences you thought you'd never hear.

[Colin Horan @ColinHoran8]

Lyle foster is so dogshit wtf

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Clipfarming account posting Frasier episodes:

He brought White Zinfandel to the dinner party 💀

[Chemtrails Over Zembla @BreadPudding315]

Habitable zones

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Artificial intelligences do not undergo experiences, do not possess a body, do not feel joy or pain, do not mature through relationships, and do not know from within what love, work, friendship or responsibility mean. Nor do they have a moral conscience, since they do not judge good and evil, grasp the ultimate meaning of situations, or bear responsibility for consequences. They may imitate or even simulate, but they do not understand what they produce, for they lack the affective, relational, and spiritual perspective through which human beings grow in wisdom. #MagnificaHumanitas

[Lou @louielibrary]

This summer you're gonna see the absolute worst guy alive rocking this

[HandofArsenal @HandofArsenal]

🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

BUKAYOOOOOO!

[AFTV @AFTVMedia]

And to our beloved Claude... this Premier League title is for you! 🏆🫶

We know you’re celebrating with us wherever you are! ❤️🤍

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

This belongs to all of us.

[trap dad @dude_gang]

white people be like this song was on the nhl 19 soundtrack

[Luke Zweiwalker☕️☕️☕️☕️🥃☕️ @zweiwalker89607]

I met George Lucas. She's black.

[John Rich @JohnRichTV]

If I was a manager I'd pretend someone had a gun to my head and was going to kill me if my player didn't get on base. Then rank my lineup 1-9 based on who I'd want at bat so I don't die. That's the batting order