Colin Hynes

Business owner. Family guy. Best known from my work as an extra in Captain Ron.

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@barstoolsports I want that kid doing the call on my men's league soccer game on Sundays. Electric.

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@itszeb @BillSimmons check ur pants for a giant poop.

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@BillSimmons JB been watching too much Premier League.

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please make it stop.

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@DanteTheDon Don’t look down.

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@DanteTheDon Maybe some form of PTSD from the assault? Rewired/amplified fight v flight in ur brain. Those incidents can run deep, and come out in all sorts of ways.

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@jerrythornton umm....accepted

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@DanteTheDon Funniest Babylon Bee headline of the year so far. Oh wait…

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@Super70sSports He definitely does

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@Super70sSports Preferred by yellow rubber bb's because more accurate. But the disks inflicted more damage. Toss up.

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@CC_SportsInfo

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@DanteTheDon Better wrap up before it wears off

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@DanteTheDon Rare bad take by you @DanteTheDon. This season is a mess of silly plot twists, overacting and wasted potential.

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@ringer @katiebakes Tried so hard to be suspenseful, creepy and mind bending. Ended up being silly, frustrating and a big waste of time.

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@Super70sSports Hugh Grant was a dentist in the 70s??

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@Super70sSports That's not gonna end well.

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@JoshLekach Cornell and the like look for exceptional. Nothing in his 'stats' is that. 1460 in a test optional is just OK, 4.6 could have been out of 5.5 or 6.0, summer college courses are not exclusive. The rest is just reflective of resume pad (built portfolio, was on news, etc.). Nice try

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For the love of god can networks stop putting the final score of the game they're replaying into the ticker OF THAT GAME??? Come on @FOXSports , be better!

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@DanteTheDon Seen half on that list and all solid, although Plant kinda annoyingly arrogant, like we should all feel lucky to soak in his brilliance. For sheer charisma and energy Sammy Hagar was awesome. And Chris Martin is a great lead—casual cool sort of fun vibe.

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@CarlSetterlund How else are people supposed to make it about themselves??