Colin Jacobson

Longtime owner and critic of as well as rescue dog supporter

[Colin Jacobson @ColinJ1992]

@ChrisCillizza Cillizza, the king of “both sides are the same”. 😑

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump on Biden: I knew this guy a long time. He was never the sharpest bulb

[Colin Jacobson @ColinJ1992]

@OTLPresents What's the link to purchase VIP packages?

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: Trump is having a full-blown meltdown on Truth Social—this time over a painting of him displayed at the Colorado State Capitol. He’s lashing out at the governor, claiming the portrait is “distorted.”

It’d be a real shame if everyone saw it… and shared it.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Today we’re in Greeley, Colorado where GOP Congressman Gabe Evans refuses to hold a town hall.

So we came instead to fill the gap.

Rep. Evans, your constituents say hi! 👋🏽

There’s a couple thousand more outside too. They have some questions about your cuts to veterans care.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

I was wrong about you and I’m sorry 😭

Where do I submit my Conor Lamb apology form

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

Who made this. 🤣

[Colin Jacobson @ColinJ1992]

@missjuliebrown I care less about Chuck's look and more about his timidity. Senate needs someone who some courage.

And younger, so 2nd in Dem Senate - Dick Durbin - is out, as he's 80.

@CoryBooker is 4th and 55 - best choice in the ranks?

[Colin Jacobson @ColinJ1992]

@missjuliebrown MAGAs: "no abortion - life is precious!"

Also MAGAs to anyone once they pop out of the womb: "yer on yer own!"

[Colin Jacobson @ColinJ1992]

@missjuliebrown I wanna sneak into Canada and pretend I always lived there.

I figure if I wear a toque, say "eh" and drink Molson, I'll be fine.

In other words, my entire view of Canadians is shaped by Bob and Doug McKenzie! 😄

[Colin Jacobson @ColinJ1992]

@missjuliebrown Amazing how badly he's trashed that brand.

Not long ago, Teslas seemed cool and cutting edge.

Now Elon has alienated their ENTIRE MARKET!

MAGAs hate electric cars. Liberals bought them.

Not any more. Too bad/so sad!

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Ciel. She has two modes: wet and cotton ball. 13/10

[Colin Jacobson @ColinJ1992]

@missjuliebrown But he also has a massive brigade of obsequious fanboys at his disposal.

[KATY PERRY @katyperry]

About to spend a lot more Fridays with @MsRebeccaBlack 🫦🧡 WELCOME TO THE LIFETIMES TOUR BABES ♾️

[Colin Jacobson @ColinJ1992]

@missjuliebrown Elmo looks like the villain's goofy and moronic sidekick.

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

🙋🏻‍♂️ Who thinks CyberTrucks are ugly as shit? 🙋🏻‍♂️

[Colin Jacobson @ColinJ1992]

@missjuliebrown Anyone who still uses the "R-word" like that account Elmo's horrible mother links immediately brands themselves as awful.

[Colin Jacobson @ColinJ1992]

@missjuliebrown @Danthedevilman I think Danny meant that Elmo's mom is the old bat.

[Chris D. Jackson @ChrisDJackson]

Most people walk their dogs, not their kids. 🤷

[Colin Jacobson @ColinJ1992]

@missjuliebrown MAGAs genuinely believe Elon etc. are Fixing Gubbermint Waste!

Just met a mid-40s military veteran WHO STILL WORKS WITH THE MILITARY who thinks massive VA cuts are A-OK because of all the "waste".

She made it clear "she's got hers" and fuck everyone else. 🤬