Colin Landfish

Here for a good time, not a long time but from time to time, I tend to rhyme.

[Colin Landfish @ColinLandfish]

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There are so many racists #whatthehelly

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@MattWalshBlog You seen many pregnant women sprinting 30 minutes before birth you helmet?

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There are few creatures duller than those who refuse the possibility that our planets climate is changing. #beingpolite

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This is the football equivalent of Raygun breakdancing #usaaus

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@dailydirtnap If you think football is shit, wait till you see baseball!

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@Vinhovelhomundo Can you prove they’re real?

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@greateranglia you are the worst rail company probably ever. Please re evaluate your lives you’re not doing very well

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@greateranglia we haven’t spoken for a while but thought I’d remind you you run the shoddiest company in the UK

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"The man English rugby tried to reject, now the man the Lions will follow into battle. A man of indefatigable focus. Loved by his peers, yet subjected to jeers."

In Defence of Owen Farrell: New long read 👉https://t.co/EgH0WpDKYb

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End the week on a late. Obviously. #always late @greateranglia

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Not you being late again is it @greateranglia ?

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Let’s start the week as we finished the last @greateranglia #late

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Why be on time when you could be late 🥴 @greateranglia

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@toadstoolcat Are these still available? Thanks!

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@greateranglia been off for a week and a bit but back with a bang #5mins

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@greateranglia thought you were gonna manage a whole week on time. Unfortunately not. Try again next week!

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@greateranglia fairs fair. You were on time today. (After a week of not).

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@greateranglia 😂😂😂😂 everyday this week. At least you’re consistent. See you Monday

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@greateranglia oooooo so close to being on time but it just can’t be done 3/3

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@greateranglia day 2. Not massively late but it’s not on time is it? 14.05.25