Colin Lee Pratt

Fatty, one-shot cricketer, realist.

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@landrcl Question: Does the ball count as a valid ball (a dot ball) or does it need to be bowled again?

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@LM_Marlow @DirtyFootbaIIer Ben Thatcher. One year at Leicester and bailed when we were relegated . But I loved him. Did a similar thing in a friendly against Barcelona.

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@KeithHu00530724 @GDPCC Nothing more annoying than someone who picks middle stump out first time then spends a minute digging a trench with his boot and bat. They should be banned and forced to repair the crease!

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@BladeoftheS The man is a journalist. Anybody who has had the misfortune to listen to his tedious show knows that he is asking questions to encourage debate, not because they are his personal views. You are deliberately misrepresenting this situation. He is, however, very dull!

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When did Lionel Richie become a really poor pub singer? It’s making a concert that was already difficult to watch a complete embarrassment!

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@LM_Marlow A kinder interpretation than the fact that I look rather like a man whose life has been one long drug-addled adventure. When it hasn’t!

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@LM_Marlow Same for me in Porto. Seemed to ignore everyone else and head for the 57 year old bloke with his wife. Seemed a less-than-obvious business decision to me.

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@tescobankhelp sorry, I have no idea how to send a direct message! Walk me through it.

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@tescobankhelp My credit card stopped working this weekend. No obvious sign of damage and my wife’s still works (same account). Can you help?

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@HarryHamishGray You were clearly well behind him when he was indicating, and we have no idea how long he had been indicating before the video starts. You only had to slow down and let him turn and there would not have been a problem. You must realise that bikes aren’t always easy to see.

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@CrapCric Not out. Can’t be caught off a fielder’s helmet.

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@GDPCC @Rootz_TV No. Foul on the ‘keeper, who got to the ball first and did not do anything dangerous.

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@NathanBuck17 Well done for everything you achieved. Can I interest you in a return to the Dieu next year? Subs are cheap and it won’t be far for your Dad to come! @GDPCC

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@LM_Marlow What, Sideshow Bob?

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@JonnoJordan No right boot? That one could be sold ‘as new’!

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@neill_bob An honest and heartfelt assessment of the reality. I wish it wasn’t true, but unfortunately it does appear that it is. Congratulations on waiting until the best evidence is available before deciding.

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@LM_Marlow I was there, watching the fat fooker move towards a ball that was clearly going to bounce over his head. But the most laughable thing was watching him fall over rather than jumping for a ball that he wouldn’t have reached!

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@mcfc65 Minor collapse in comparison to @GDPCC. And the Windies. Blame the track!

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@LM_Marlow I thought you were dying with the worst cold a man has ever experienced? What a trooper you are!

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Plenty of goals again at AFCON! Are they excellent at defending or poor going forward? I haven’t watched any and the scorelines make that seem a good decision.