Colin Lloyd

Mark Zuckerberg alt

[Colin Lloyd @ColinLloydpro]

We should call May 31st New Queers Eve.
#Pride

[Colin Lloyd @ColinLloydpro]

Man who's never shit before:
Kinda feels like I have to fart... but solid?

[Colin Lloyd @ColinLloydpro]

For sale: Baby Crocs, never worn.

[Colin Lloyd @ColinLloydpro]

The PLA is truly the TSA of militaries

[*Walter Bloomberg @DeItaone]

CHINESE NUCLEAR SUB SANK IN INCIDENT COVERED UP BY BEIJING, U.S. OFFICIALS SAY -- WSJ

FIRST-OF-ITS-KIND CHINESE NUCLEAR SUB SANK, U.S. OFFICIALS SAY -- WSJ

[Colin Lloyd @ColinLloydpro]

Does the moving sofa problem imply a mathematically optimal bowel movement for navigating my intestines?
@hankgreen @neiltyson

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Remember what they took from you.

[Colin Lloyd @ColinLloydpro]

"Younger candidates" is an extremist dog whistle

[cleon @dragonsnaydra]

kamala hitting send tweet:

[Colin Lloyd @ColinLloydpro]

Bernie bros on the edge of their seats right now

[Nieltown @nieltown]

Heavy is the butt that poops the pant

[Colin Lloyd @ColinLloydpro]

Is Dagobah where the space Italians are from? @starwars

[Colin Lloyd @ColinLloydpro]

I have no cunt and I must serve.

[Colin Lloyd @ColinLloydpro]

Too bad.
So sad, even.

[Colin Lloyd @ColinLloydpro]

Had sex with a trans girl who just had bottom surgery, I was all up in that Theseussy

[Colin Lloyd @ColinLloydpro]

Do 4th dimensional wombats poop hypercubes?

[Colin Lloyd @ColinLloydpro]

"My life's a real 'I have no ass and I must shit' situation"

[Colin Lloyd @ColinLloydpro]

Good to see DC taking diversity seriously

[Colin Lloyd @ColinLloydpro]

@Alt1045Philly @JammminJessie 1985 By bowling for soup
Or
If it makes you happy by Sheryl Crow

[Colin Lloyd @ColinLloydpro]

Sleep hard, Piss harder

[Colin Lloyd @ColinLloydpro]

Wish me luck taking my girlfriend to meet my parents, not for the first time, they just really don't like her