Colin Marshalls

•amateur artist • comedian (retired) •1x cancer survivor •Never Cap

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Tonight I told a random guy at the bar, “I swear to got the Avalanche won’t win”. And they did.

What does that mean??

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the only Artemis I respect

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remember how in 1969 (1969!!) we had a live stream on the fucking moon. Not one live stream of the Artimis on the dark side of the moon

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@GrantHughesNC I agree with everything except that Jason Day fit, it’s cool af

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@barstoolsports on* Staten Island

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Born to Bowl is my new favorite show

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if I can learn Sunflower River Blues on the guitar that would be soo cool

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What you did to Ramesh was absolutely criminal @jimmycarr and you know that

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Starting Last One Laughing season 2. If I don’t see a Bob Mortimer
/Sam Campbell final I’ll be very upset

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Mel Giedroyc will be the second out

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I stand so corrected she is doing incredibly well

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what happens when we get to the moon and it’s nothing like they previously showed us?

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@Oluchiisxn not a hypothesis. They have to be structured as, “If”, “then”, “because”. Everyone know that

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I don’t care who needs to hear this, but Hellman’s blows Kewpie out of the water. Not even close

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today’s youth will never get to experience their character being absolutely humbled by an anonymous Formspring post

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Now that I work nights I’ve gotten really used to scheduling texts so I don’t look like a freak texting you at 4:09am. Apple’s done it again they think of everything man

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@picks4dayzzz what’s the play?

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Does it piss anyone else off that Family Feud never reveals the #2 answer? WE KNOW IT WAS THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER THE LAST GUY SAID IT. ALL I WANT TO KNOW IF I HAD THE 2nd BEST ANSWER STEVE

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my bracket is already busted

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remember when we all cared about Nancy Guthrie? Next thing you know Punch the monkey happened and we’re all so soon to forget. US media at it’s finest