Lover of Mattresses

Just puns and bad opinions. Juuuuuust puns.

[Lover of Mattresses @ColinMcBunting]

Did I check the correct lyrics before posting? Yes. Did I change what I wrote to account for them? No, because clearly I heard it right and the sum of humanity who listened to The Greatest Song In The World [Tribute] were wrong.

[Lover of Mattresses @ColinMcBunting]

While there are a lot of things to complain about with ADHD, one thing that's a plus is that sometimes Jack Black appears in my mind's eyes singing part of a Tenacious D Song.

Me working on a spreadsheet: Lot of numbers for the fifteenth-
JB: GOOD GAWAWAWD, GOD LOVE 'IM! I SAW-

[Lover of Mattresses @ColinMcBunting]

So everywhere I look I'm hearing about how much our taxes pay for/subsidize the 'risks' pharma companies take to study and research drugs and treatments... so why the hell are we paying twice? Either don't give them any tax money, or make them give life-saving drugs for free.

[Lover of Mattresses @ColinMcBunting]

Waterbreathe and magicka regen in moderation, everybody

[Lover of Mattresses @ColinMcBunting]

Adulthood is realizing that Oblivion had potions right, and the protagonist in Skyrim has a serious substance use issue.

[Lover of Mattresses @ColinMcBunting]

Pro-Tip: If you want to start getting your shit together, start asking people out. Doesn’t matter if they say yes no or maybe, chances are if you’re in the ‘on the market’ mindset you’ll start taking better care of yourself and your responsibilities.

[Lover of Mattresses @ColinMcBunting]

@mikamurha @dimension20show @Alaska5000 As a question for someone who’s WAY behind on his D20 watching, are the girls playing as drag queens, or as women full stop? Or is there some variance? Going to get to it sooner or later regardless, because I love the vibes of being small Fae in that sort of setting!

[Lover of Mattresses @ColinMcBunting]

@FoxNews Hey if you could quit radicalizing my parents, that'd be pretty neato

[Lover of Mattresses @ColinMcBunting]

@chmurph Finally catching up on Eldermourne before I get back on Bahumia's Campaign 2, and I absolutely love the aesthetic and descriptions you bring! The gaspunk horror vibes are phenomenal.

[Lover of Mattresses @ColinMcBunting]

“What a Chad I am,” I say, constructing a Lego panorama of Luke on Dagobah

[Lover of Mattresses @ColinMcBunting]

@AtNathanYaffe This feels weirdly final, so just going to say that I hope all is well and that drawfee (and you in particular) have brought me much joy in rough times!

[Lover of Mattresses @ColinMcBunting]

@JuliaLepetit I’ve had more success with the Mercy Blaster the last two days than I have the last two years.

[Lover of Mattresses @ColinMcBunting]

Can I request that everyone start reporting YouTube ads that are way louder than the videos? Im shocked there hasn’t been a lawsuit yet, but I’d rather not lose my hearing to this crap at all, @YouTube

[New Jersey @NJGov]

MISCHIEF NIGHT

[Lover of Mattresses @ColinMcBunting]

@caldy I REFUSE to play unless I can play as Balnor, and he has worse stats than EVERYONE ELSE!
(I mean, I’ll play it even if I can’t, but I’ll be pouting the whole time.)

[Lover of Mattresses @ColinMcBunting]

@SoulSciencePoet @ClaireMax A buffer one too

[Lover of Mattresses @ColinMcBunting]

Pulled out a white hair today, and gotta day, I can’t wait to be a premature Silver Fox

[Lover of Mattresses @ColinMcBunting]

46, Baby

[Lover of Mattresses @ColinMcBunting]

Butter Churning as my birthday video, and just finished binging a bunch that I'd missed today. I really wish I'd gotten back on the train earlier than I did. Hee Hoo was something I'm glad I didn't miss out on, and got to rewatch on stream. #MementoMori