Mr Colin Pembrooke

The one, the only Colin Arthur Pembrooke in North-East Derbyshire! I put the Twit into Twitter!

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Where is Colin Pembrooke?

Read: https://t.co/snhJrG3aUd

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Colin Pembrooke has taken an interest in Pinterest! Join me for some jolly good laughs! https://t.co/tRuS2m98O2

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@internetdiva666 @TheRangeUK My dear, I am so sorry to hear about your plight.

That individual should feel mighty ashamed! Wait until I tell Deborah! Shit hole!

All the best,
Colin

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Hi all,

I know it’s been a while, I just wanted to publicly thank @KimKardashian for her kind words to me. I am a bit star-struck to say the least!

Yours pleasantly surprisedingly,
Colin Pembrooke

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Having snowball fights whenever we were so lucky as to get snow.

Wonderful times.

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Been chilly recently

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The freezing temperatures reminded me of when my parents and I sat round the fireplace performing our Sunday prayers, planning our summer holidays together.

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@internetdiva666 @callum_mace Hi Charlotte,

Hope I haven’t offended you, was just trying to offer some friendly advice.

Regards,

Colin Pembrooke

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@internetdiva666 @callum_mace Hi dear,

You’ve split up the quantity and the noun, I would recommend wording it like this:

“That’s three days too many”

Hope this helps.

Yours grammatically,

Colin Pembrooke

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Good evening all,

It has come to my attention that some political messages have accidentally been retweeted on my account. I can confirm that this was my grandson Benjamin. He’s got quite the crush on Greta Thunberg!!!

Yours explanatorily,

Colin Pembrooke

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Hello.

At 14:29 on 15 July 2019, I sent a tweet out regarding Werthers Originals (as pictured). As you can see, I used a double exclamation mark in all the excitement, and for that offer my sincerest apologies.

I can, and I will, do better.

Yours regretfully,

Colin Pembrooke

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Hello all!

Sorry for the radio silence again! As you can see, I died and went to heaven!!

Yours angelically,

Colin Pembrooke

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Dear Alexa,

I think Mr. Know It All would go great on @primevideouk. What do you say @Amazon?

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Mr Know It All

Read: https://t.co/kkg0kCV5oU

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@internetdiva666 Hello Charlotte,

Sorry for the delay in responding. I will direct you to my pinned tweet addressing the status of Mr. Know It All.

Yours troubledly,

Colin Pembrooke

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Hello all,

This really did brighten up my weekend, I hope it did the same for you!

Yours apricatingly,

Colin Pembrooke

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Apricate (1600s): to bask and revel in the sunshine. Happy weekend.

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Someone has clearly not read my autobiography preview!

Yours agedly,

Colin Pembrooke

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Hello again,

Had a tiff with my daughter Jenny yesterday. She seems very down that my grandson Benjamin is “artistic”. She said she even took him to the doctors about it! Let the boy paint!

Yours encouragingly,

Colin Pembrooke

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Dear followers,

I have taken quite the sabbatical from this platform recently. I can assure you I am not loitering and am indeed still alive, contrary to recent reports in the Sun.

Believe you me, I have been VERY busy.

Yours frantically,

Colin Pembrooke