Colin Search

Wawa enthusiast

[Darth Erogenous @darth_erogenous]

If they drew a chalk outline around the murderer instead of the victim they'd solve the case a lot faster

[rune sword @runesword1]

killing your old master in the place where he trained you as a boy must feel good as fuuuckk

[Big Luke ✌️🌳💫| No.1 #MinillaMaxxer @TheBigLukee]

Ted Pre-Crisis: Mark Wahlberg. Mother’s name is Helen. Narrated by Patrick Stewart.

Ted Post-Crisis: Max Burkholder. Mother’s name is Susan. Narrated by Ian McKellen.

KNOW THE DIFFERENCE! SAVE A LIFE!

[Suburban 🏡 @SuburbanEthos]

Just saw a fat guy shuffling his Oreos like poker chips

[fat guy gardner 🐊 @24hrSoda]

green lantern ring: are you afraid?

red lantern ring: are you angry?

onion ring: are you hungry?

[joey @joboduj]

sorry i'm out of it i just haven't had a burger in minutes

[the hotter kenny omega @SamGreszes]

imagine Dire Dire Docks in your head right now

Nope, wrong, dumbass. that's Jolly Roger Bay

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

car been making a weird ass sound for weeks then i hit a pothole so hard the problem disappeared

[Life Grips @ptrkbrn]

HBO's Lanterns is achieving heights of Surf Draculadom our greatest minds had heretofore not considered even theoretically possible

[BlueBoyScout 🥙 @avoidrobin]

In larpest day, in nichest night, no media shall escape my sight, let those who read fear my might, beware my power, larper's light

[Butt Crusticles @Butt_Crusticles]

I have stage four terminal swamp ass

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

hey man welcome to the first town in the fantasy setting! im the blacksmith round these parts. hope you like the sound of clanging metal haha. oh goodness no im not actually forging anything, i just hit this piece of iron like 4 or 5 times and quench it over and over again

[🍉 || Delbyyy || 🍉 @Delby___]

Futurama sacrificing its quality and reputation so Rick And Morty can become good and liked again instead

[♠️♦️Hana♥️♣️ @hanaussy]

The martian while John has a breakdown in his car:

[WeatherRE @ReWeather]

how quickly I switch up from that "the dice tell a story" shit when I realize I'm about to eat 12d10 damage

[Former Fetterman Staffers @FettermanStaff]

Hello, Twitter.

We’re a group of former campaign & Senate staffers for John Fetterman who are disgusted with what he's become.

If you were troubled by yesterday's Wall Street Journal story... trust us, that's just the tip of the iceberg.

It's even worse than you thought.

[Die Chance @DieChanc3]

Blaming yourself for a loss is the most narcissistic thing you can do

“I should’ve rotated”
“I should’ve kept farming”
“I could’ve killed there”

You’re NOT the main character

Grow up, be mature, and start blaming your teammates

[BarçaTimes @BarcaTimes]

🎥 | Anthony Gordon with one of the BEST assists you'll ever see. Raphinha with a BRACE. #fcblive 💥
https://t.co/xiguroC3vJ

[Ratti @RattiiRattii]

Bronze and Gm players when they realise the game they're arguing over is Overwatch