Colin

I am a UPSER

[Supreme Leader Loji @thelongmarch86]

Once you realize that right-wingers are just adult children with a contrarian/rebellious compulsion, everything starts to make sense.

"Ha! Take that, I lowered it more than you recommended!" like some kid defying their parents' orders.

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Incredible community note.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

"He always acted like he was smarter than us." - Front Office that just traded Jaylen Brown for 36 year old Paul George

[Travis Akers 🇺🇸 @travisakers]

In the past hour, the Trump admin has deleted their web page that recommended setting thermostats between 75-78 during heat waves, and 85 if you are not home, after the GOP learned that Mayor Mamdani was urging New Yorkers to follow White House guidance.

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

He cheated on his wife with a porn star.

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

Remembering a holocaust while committing one is wild

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Republican Rep. Kean voted against 40 hours of paid medical leave for workers, then took 4 months paid leave himself.

[𓂀HumanAfterEverything𓂀 @_HAEISBAE_]

This is a prime example of why people who say that "the government is just turning us against each other" or "It's not Left vs. Right" are fucking wrong.

A large swathe of America is DEEPLY retarded. They are purposely uneducated, ride or die, cult minded morons.

[Colin @ColinWatsonnn]

@fishontherun02 We’re still waiting on DOGE to save us trillions too, oh wait…

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

when we say “crime is a social construct”.

what we mean is that you, as an individual, can go to jaił for littering but a corporation can poıson the air, the soil, and the water of an entire town, and no one will go to jaił.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

You can’t even parody this

[Emoluments Clause @Emolclause]

#BREAKING: Deposing Attorney: Do you regret that people lost income to support their lives? 

DOGE Bro: “No. I think it was more important to reduce the federal deficit from $2 trillion to close to zero.”

Deposing Attorney:  Did you reduce the federal deficit?

DOGE Bro: “No, we didn’t.”

Deposing Attorney: So you weren’t able to reduce the federal deficit and you still don’t regret that people lost some of their livelihood based on your actions?

DOGE Bro: “No.” 🤦‍♀️

[Michael O’Brien @DrOBrienMD]

Y’all, not to be a huge nerd but for the reflecting pool you would need a minimum of about 8,000 liters of 12% hydrogen peroxide to reach the 50 parts per million concentration to kill algae…

Is this what happens when you have 0 scientists in your administration?

[Luke Miani @LukeMiani]

> save $15M a year by cutting a screwworm monitoring program

> screwworm outbreak almost immediately

> $1B to combat it

Government efficiency

[Colin @ColinWatsonnn]

@whoisjjcarr @Chris_ApTx They were taking shots with like 20 seconds left on the shot instead of slowing down and get good looks/draw fouls the whole time they had the lead. Those few seconds adding up lead to OG having enough time to tip it in. All that extra time they gave NY smh, just kept rushing

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Fun fact. For the 1966 World Cup, England debated denying visas for North Korea. FIFA responded that if any players from any teams were denied visas,they would relocate the World Cup, even at the last minute.

[dracojeremy @jeremyb___]

this man banned the whole of russia but can’t help get a fifa referee’s visa approved

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

Dear @SecRollins: You lie. The average life cycle of a Screwworm ranges from 14 to 54 days depending on temperature and humidity.

The trump Administration has been in office over 500 days.

If you can’t accept responsibility, or even apologize for messing up, you need to resign.

[Joey 🃏 @AssassinateHate]

I’m glad Shaq said at half time he has no issue with Wemby being too physical. If guys are going to put hits on you when guarding you, hit back and make them feel pain as a reminder you not the one to fuck with